My brother, who has a career in superscience, has created a self aware robot minion using a child’s toy, simple electronics, suspicious programming know-how, and a Wii.
Fear it. Also fear Bob’s inevitable path towards professional costumed aggression.
***UPDATE***
Bob’s evil invention made Gizmodo! And probably a zillion other places by now.
I don’t know whether to be in awe of Bob or fear him. I’m also a little concerned about my mental health when I begin to thinking things like, “Boy, I sure would like an Evil Teddy Bear Minion of my very own.”