‘Art’ Category

  1. Other topics

    February 12, 2008

    I realized tonight that I’ve only made three short posts in the past three weeks that AREN’T about my miscarriage. Part of me is tired of thinking about it, and I am sure that my readers, all two of you, are tired of reading about it too, so I’m going to try to move on to other topics now for the most part. I can’t promise there won’t be the occasional “woe is me” post, but I am trying not to let the woe engulf me and writing about normal things will be an exercise in getting my head out of that sadness.

    So. Onward!

    Last.fm
    Doc turned me on to this cool site called Last.fm. It’s a free service (similar to Pandora) that keeps track of what music you listen to, streams music that it thinks you’ll like on your own personal “radio stations” (and does a darn good job, by the way, of choosing music that I like), connects you with people that have similar tastes, and introduces you to independent artists and music you may not have heard before.

    Try it!
    It’s very easy to install and operate. It imports your iTunes listening history and then is able to custom-tailor “radio stations” for you.

    The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You
    I absolutely love Cracked.com’s lists. The people who write them are hilariously witty and razor sharp. Even if I don’t have any interest in the topic, although I usually do, I still read them for the quality of writing. Here are just a few choice quotes from a recent article about six adorably cute animals that can fucking kill you. This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

    If animals could talk, they would spend most of their time calling us dicks and telling us to get off their land. The traits we think of as “cute” are often simply tricks animals have developed to get tourists to throw them food.

    There is no way you could look at a big, fat, happy, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, “If she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy.” You would totally name her Sassybaskets and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassybaskets against the world! Look out, New York, here comes Sassybaskets!

    The platypus is mother nature’s way of saying, “I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking cripple you.”

    It turns out swans are now and have always been vicious, mean little motherfuckers who will not hesitate to snap your fingers off one by one for daring to pollute its presence. And then going off to laugh with all their friends about what a huge loser you are.

    Orange Almond Cake with Caramel Sauce
    A few weeks ago I made a delicious cake. It is in no way low-calorie or low-fat, and it tastes utterly decadent. Here’s the recipe:

    3/4 cup butter
    1 cup sugar
    2 eggs plus 1 egg yolk
    1/3 cup orange marmalade
    1/3 cup light sour cream
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1-3/4 cup flour
    3/4 teaspoon baking powder
    1/4 teaspoon salt
    7 ounces almond paste, crumbled

    Sauce:
    1/4 cup butter
    1 cup brown sugar
    1/2 cup heavy cream
    1 teaspoon rum extract
    1/3 cup orange marmalade

    Preheat oven to 350.

    Lightly butter a 9″-round bundt cake pan; set aside.

    With a mixer, cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy, about 3-4 minutes. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Add the apricot preserves, sour cream, and vanilla extract; beat for 1 minute more.

    Stir together the flour, baking powder, and salt; lightly fold into the batter along with the almond paste.

    Spread batter evenly into the prepared pan . Bake for 40-45 minutes or until the center of the cake is firm when the pan is lightly tapped.

    For sauce:
    In a medium saucepan, melt butter. Stir in brown sugar and cook for 2 minutes. Stir in remaining ingredients and simmer over low heat for a few minutes more. Drizzle over cake slices.

    Recent Activities
    Last Friday night we went to an art show and dinner with Kathryn and Brett. Even though I didn’t particularly care for most of the art (a student show, watercolors), it was nice to get out and do something cultural with friends. I don’t know why we don’t do that more often. Recent events have got me thinking a lot about priorities and free-time activities, and I’ve realized that I miss actively making art and actively going out to look at other peoples’ art. I want to start doing that more often. We need to force ourselves to find the time…. maybe by just writing on the calendar what we are going to do, and then sticking to it. For someone who’s supposed to be an artist, I sure avoid art a lot of the time. I don’t understand myself sometimes.


  2. What Do You Get When You Turn a Teddy Bear Inside Out?

    January 28, 2008

    Think of your favorite teddy bear. Now imagine it’s been ripped open, gutted, and turned inside-out. That’s what Kent Rogowski’s Bears series has done to the iconic stuffed animals of our childhoods.


  3. My Large Salary

    January 23, 2008

    Thank god I chose to be an artist for a living, since we command such large salaries! I wonder if I would make out as well by, say, fashioning lamps out of squirrels.


  4. Jeff deBoer’s Cat and Mouse Armor

    January 13, 2008

    Artist Jeff deBoer creates intricately scuplted suits of armor for cats and mice. Actually he does a lot of other things as well, but the armor series is my favorite. Check it out! Thanks to Doc for the link.


  5. Dreams of Flying

    November 16, 2007

    I love this artist’s series of photographs: Jan von Holleben’s “Dreams of Flying”


  6. Olivo Barbieri

    November 6, 2007

    This is a photograph by Olivo Barbieri. I love his work. He makes big giant scenes look like they’re miniature models. I learned how to fake this technique in Photoshop, but he does it the authentic way: in-camera tilt-shifted focus taken from a helicopter. Click the photo for more images from his series Site Specific.


  7. Who Needs Designers?

    November 1, 2007

    Why spend oodles and gobs of your hard-earned money for a fancy-pants artsy-fartsy designer, when you can simply apply some “Make My Logo Bigger” cream to your project?

    While you’re at it, try some Whitespace Remover Spray and Sparkle Dust!


  8. The Complete Diabetes Lifestyle

    October 17, 2007

    This book project that I’ve been working on has been finished and is at the printer! I designed the cover and the insides over the past couple of months, working with Arushi and some really fantastic authors. I fedexed the galleys back to the printer yesterday and it should be shipping by the end of the month!  Here’s the link to the book on Amazon.com.


  9. Our castle’s on fire!

    October 15, 2007

    Thanks to Joel for this! It cracked me up.


  10. Greatest. Ad. Ever.

    September 18, 2007

    For a zoo in Utah.


  11. Photoshop World Las Vegas

    September 12, 2007

    Doc and I spent a couple of days last week in Las Vegas for the Photoshop World conference. The conference was really good and I learned a lot about a lot of things, and came home with “The Phone Book,” the name everyone was calling the 2-1/2-inch-thick conference workbook. That thing is amazing; it’s got all the instructors’ notes and presentations from all the sessions, so if you weren’t able to attend a class you still have the materials from it.

    Despite both of us being sick in various ways (see last post), we still managed to have fun. Neither of us really wanted to “Vegas it up” this time, so we didn’t feel pressured to go to expensive shows or drink or gamble. We did a lot of walking around, taking photos. On our last day, I gave Doc $3 to put into a slot machine and 2 minutes later he cashed out with $43. Not bad! We bought a nice lunch.

    A few interesting observations: In Las Vegas, it’s sometimes hard to tell the real whores from the regular tourists that are just dressed that way. Everything in Las Vegas is about double the cost that it would be almost anywhere else. “But it’s a dry heat” is bullshit. Adequately padded shoes may not look fashionable, but they’re crucial.

    I estimate that I may have walked close to 5 miles each day of the conference (in flat sandals…. owwwww my feet). I think it was about 1/2 mile between our hotel room and the convention center, and this was in the same freaking hotel. All the restaurants except for one in the Land of Foodcourtia in the convention center were closed. The one that was open had only greasy fried food, hot dogs, and $9.50 hamburgers. We ate there only once, and then trekked 1-1/2 miles over to the Luxor hotel for lunch on the other days.

    This is a good representation of what it feels like in the casinos. Imagine sucking in a lungful of stale smoky air to complete the picture.
    Vegas 2007

    The sunset was quite lovely. These colors are fairly accurate.
    Vegas 2007

    The castle at cheesy Excalibur.
    Vegas 2007

    Mandalay Bay had a really nice “beach” area with a wave pool filled with showoffy 17 year old boys, and a couple of regular pools filled with fat women of questionable sexuality on inner tubes. I spent a little time soaking up the sun, covered in sunscreen of course, reading and making vitamin D.
    Vegas 2007

    Paris was lovely, as usual, with the painted ceiling and cobblestone “streets.” As a side note, Paris and Aladdin used to be connected…. but now Aladdin is the Planet Hollywood Hotel. They’re taking down all the beautiful Middle Eastern decor and replacing it with flat “glam” Hollywood looking stuff. No more sandstone arches, painted ceiling, or fake thunderstorms.
    Vegas 2007

    We paused for a self portrait on a bench in Planet Hollywood. 1 a.m., our feet hurt and we were exhausted from walking.
    Vegas 2007

    A fake crystal chandelier.
    Vegas 2007


  12. Like Fine Wine…

    August 16, 2007

    Seen at the local QuickTrip gas station…