‘Writing’ Category

  1. Not blogging much these days

    May 7, 2010 :: 8:10 am

    Hello. By now you may have noticed that I am not doing much blog writing these days. This is, of course, due to the fact that I have a very active and energetic 17 month old son who requires nearly all of my energy. The only times he doesn’t require my full attention and energy is when I am at work (where of course I am working, not blogging), and when he is asleep, during which time I am almost always busy doing household chores or freelance work or spending quality time with Doc, or sleeping myself.

    I have put this blog on the back burner now, so if you, my two readers, were expecting more frequent updates, I am afraid that you are going to be disappointed for a while.

    Interestingly, I have noticed that my friends who have blogs and who used to also update frequently, are doing so less and less these days. Perhaps online journaling itself is holding less interest for people; perhaps we are all just busier these days; or perhaps Facebook has sucked our will to write.

    At any rate, I intend to keep the blog going, but on a limited basis for a while.

    That is my plan. If you are still reading this, thanks for sticking with me.

    Cheers!
    Katy


  2. Reverse Mommyblogging

    October 6, 2009 :: 8:43 pm

    I have an infant son. And I have a blog. Does this makes me a “mommyblogger?” Maybe not in the traditional sense of the term (and it is weird to think that a term coined so recently can even have a “traditional sense” yet), but I am a mom who blogs about her life and her family.

    So… in what I call Reverse Mommyblogging, I shall now take you through a day in my household, and list by name and brand all the products I typically use, BEFORE I get paid to mention them!

    I am not affiliated with any of these companies, and they have not paid me or sent me free products… YET. In these trying economic times, though, a few extra bucks or free products would sure come in handy, so all offers will be entertained. Do you hear me, Procter and Gamble? Get me on that free products train! I can be a corporate shill, too!

    • Safety 1st baby monitor
    • Apple iPhone
    • Pampers Baby Dry or Cruisers size 4 diapers
    • Pampers Sensitive baby wipes
    • Aveeno Baby Soothing Relief Moisture Cream
    • Triple Paste diaper ointment
    • Gold Bond medicated baby powder
    • Baby clothing by: Gymboree, Baby Gap, Carters, Circo
    • Avent pacifiers
    • Enfamil Nutramigen baby formula
    • Gerber 2nd foods baby puree
    • Healthy Times brown rice baby cereal
    • Dr. Brown’s baby bottles
    • Gerber Soft Bite baby food spoons
    • Baby Orajel toothbrush and toothpaste
    • Tom’s of Maine toothpaste
    • Boston Simplicity contact lens solution
    • Aussie Moist shampoo and 3 Minute Miracle Deeeeep Conditioner
    • Infusium leave-in treatment
    • Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine 
Anti-Humidity Styling Cream
    • Dove moisturizing soap
    • Noxzema Daily Exfoliating Cleanser
    • Cococare cocoa butter
    • Kiss My Face Liquid Rock Patchouli deodorant
    • Burt’s Bees Radiance Day Cream
    • Burt’s Bees Chemical-Free Sunscreen SPF 30
    • Cover Girl Trublend pressed powder
    • Almay Intense I-Color eyeliner  in Raisin Quartz
    • Maybelline Great Lash mascara in Black
    • Burt’s Bees Lip Shimmer in Champagne
    • Millstone decaf caramel truffle coffee
    • Saturn SL2 automobile
    • Gasoline from 7-11, Exxon, Shell, etc.
    • Apple MacBook Pro
    • Logitech MX Revolution wireless laser mouse
    • Apple 23″ Cinema Display
    • Coke Zero
    • Mirado Black Warrior pencils
    • Adobe Creative Suite CS4 software
    • Calphalon Stainless Steel cookware
    • Cascade 2-in-1 Action Pacs dishwasher detergent
    • BabyGanics foaming dish and bottle soap
    • Dr. Brown’s bottle brush
    • Tide Free laundry soap
    • Target brand baby laundry soap
    • Target brand infant ibuprofen
    • Target brand infant gas drops
    • Aveeno Baby Soothing Relief Creamy Wash
    • Sony television
    • Mac mini
    • Playstation 3

  3. Best kids’ books, ever

    August 13, 2009 :: 9:32 pm

    I read a great article by Nicholas Kristof in the New York Times a while back (thanks to the magically wonderful iPhone, I occasionally get to do adult things like read the NYT) about getting kids to read during summer break. That was never a problem for me. I LOVED to read and never turned down a trip to the library. I would come home each time with a big stack of books and wrestle with the delicious dilemma of which one to read first. To this day, when I have a stack of fresh reading material in front of me, I get this happy and excited feeling, like a kid in a candy store!

    Here are some of my favorite books from when I was growing up (and a few more recent than that).

    1. The Harry Potter series, by J.K. Rowling. This might be my all-time favorite series of books.
    2. Old Yeller, by Fred Gipson. I was SO SAD when I realized what was going to happen to Old Yeller. Made me scared to death of “hydrophobia.”
    3. Anything by Richard Scarry, especially  Cars and Trucks and Things that Go. My favorite thing about his books was searching for Goldbug on each page. Kind of like the 1970s version of Where’s Waldo.
    4. The Great Brain series, by John Fitzgerald, especially The Great Brain at the Academy. I first found a copy that belonged to my older cousin at my Grandma’s house. I read them over and over again.
    5. Bridge to Terabithia, by Katherine Paterson. Sniffle.
    6. A Wrinkle in Time, by Madeleine L’Engle. This was probably my introduction to sci-fi.
    7. James and the Giant Peach, by Roald Dahl. I, too, wanted to escape my troubles and live in a giant rolling peach with some caring, loving bug friends.
    8. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, by Roald Dahl. Another favorite escapist fantasy.
    9. Bunnicula, by Deborah and James Howe. Find out why all the vegetables in the crisper lose their color at night! It couldn’t be a vampire bunny, could it?
    10. Harriet the Spy, by Louise Fitzhugh.
    11. The Root Cellar, by Janet Lunn. Historical time travel.
    12. The Boxcar Children series, by Gertrude Chandler Warner.
    13. Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh, by Robert C. O’Brien.
    14. The Girl with the Silver Eyes, by Willo Davis Roberts. The main character, Katie, has the power of telekinesis, and is on the run from some very bad people.
    15. The Westing Game, by Ellen Raskin. A fascinating murder mystery, concerning the will of George Westing. Who will solve the puzzle and claim the inheritance?
    16. Strawberry Girl, by Lois Lenski. I loved the illustrations and it took me forever to figure out that “biddies” referred to chickens.
    17. The Little House series, by Laura Ingalls Wilder. Because I’m a girl, yo.
    18. And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street, by Dr. Seuss. My favorite Dr. Seuss book ever!

  4. a shitty deal

    June 23, 2006 :: 9:33 pm

    I was talking with Yvonne the other night about book deals and advances. Today she sent me this link. Apparently Arushi and I got A Shitty Deal (individually; together we moved up into the Contemptible Deal category) on our book.

    But there’s so many factors: the market for your book. The size of the publisher. Whether you’re a first time author or not. Etc. etc. etc. Anyway, we just wanted to write it no matter the outcome, and were pleasantly (and emphatically) surprised when a publisher bought it. My main goal was just to write a book; after that actually happened, the secondary goal was just to get people to read it. Writing is art. Only the lucky ones make a living at it. The advance was, for me, a nice little surprise bonus in return for doing something I would have done anyway.

    $0 to $3,000: A Shitty Deal. Because that’s what it is, my friends. Possibly the only thing worse than a shitty deal is no deal at all. Possibly. 

    $3,000 to $5,000: A Contemptible Deal. The deal you get when your publisher has well and truly got your number, and it is low.

    $5,000 to $10,000: A “Meh” Deal. It’s not great, you know. But you can pay some bills. Get a few of these, and a tolerant spouse with a regular income, and you can tell your day job to piss off. This year, anyway.

    $10,000 to $20,000: A Not Bad Deal. Note that “not bad” here should be said with a slight appreciative rise of the eyebrows and a small approving nod — this is the level at which the money begins to look not embarrassing both to writers and non-writers. A couple of these, and you’ll definitely be punting the day job (I did, anyway).

    $20,000 to $100,000: A “Shut Up!” Deal. This needs to be said in the same enviously admiring vocal tone as a teenage girl might use to her girlfriend who is showing off the delicious new pumps she got at Robinsons-May for 30% off, or the vocal tone (same idea, lower register) Jim Kelly used when one of our number admitted to having at least a couple of deals in this range. With this kind of money, you don’t even need a supportive spouse to avoid the Enforced Top Ramen Diet (although, you know. Having one doesn’t hurt). But it’s not so much that the other writers actively begin to hate you.

    $100,000 and above: “I’m Getting the Next Round.” Because if you’re at this level, you can buy and sell all the other writers at the table. Get ‘em a friggin’ beer, for God’s sake (ironically, this is the only level not thought up at the bar, but in the cold hard light of the next morning, by Shara Zoll).


  5. ¡no puedo poner este libro abajo!

    June 18, 2006 :: 3:24 pm

    Yvonne’s book is really good. It’s a very compelling story and I’m having a hard time putting it down. I’m on page 226. I’ll probably get to 300 tonight before making myself go to bed.

    I don’t fully understand a lot of the Spanish, which she sprinkles throughout, but I’m not sure that I need to. I kind of get it through context alone.

    Usually I only read one book at a time, but I abandoned David Brin’s “Brightness Reef” right in the middle to read this one.


  6. new book!

    June 15, 2006 :: 8:16 pm

    I am so excited! I get to read a new book before it’s published!! Yvonne is letting me read her novel. Can’t type now, have to go get started on it!


  7. david brin on the holodeck we’re living in

    October 25, 2005 :: 8:36 pm

    one of my favorite sci-fi authors, david brin, is writing these great essays on his blog, wondering about the notion that we might actually be living in someone’s star trek holodeck scenario. that this fucked up insanely unrealistic world that we’re living in, and by extension, us, aren’t real at all; we’re just figments of the combined imagination of some computer and some lucky person living in the future. but WHO?

    …let me weigh in on what I consider to be the worst possible catastrophe of them all. One that would explain every stupidity in the world today. That we are living in a very poor simulation…. 

    All right, then, folks. Can YOU see anybody around you whose life we must clearly all be revolving around, in his personal holodeck program?

    All right, some of you guessed… (and some had heard it before).

    I think Bill Maher had it right. “The real exit strategy for the US in Iraq has already begun. Not because the war is won. But because W has begun to get bored with his latest Fantasy Job.”

    And what that implies may be the scariest possibility of all.

    Come on! A youth spent in unbelievable frat boy party-stupor mode, with plenty of geeks to write your term papers while you get to torment em unmercifully.

    Then… jet pilot! Wearing a snappy uniform and silk scarf while screeching over the Gulf, taking free flying lessons as you bravely defend your land from… Fidel! And each evening sipping margaritas by the beach, while a million other sons go off to battle Charlie in Nam…

    …till that got boring. So then there came a series of other fantasy jobs: political operative, cowboy, oil man… oh!… and then baseball team owner! (The fantasy can’t be baseball player, since that’s real work.)

    …then governor of the great Lone Star State of Texas. Yee haw! (Especially the way it starts, by putting down that Ann Richards bitty, who said all those mean things about people who are born with a silver foot-in-the-mouth. Here’s my silver foot, Annie. Yeah!)

    All right, so each of these jobs palled after a while. So each time you move on to something else, it means that you leave a train wreck behind you? A trail of steaming failures for others to clean up? Isn’t that what nerds are for?


  8. super short posts

    September 21, 2005 :: 9:09 am

    looks like it worked to send a post from my cell phone. i did that while on the bus this morning.

    however, the length of that post is about the size limit that i can do from my phone. i probably could have added three or four more words before it cut me off.

    at least it will force me to abbreviate my thoughts into little packages of clarity.

    actually i got that idea from arushi, who wrote a stunning story, bridget-jones style, in short prose on her cell phone. she ought to write more, and publish them.


  9. sleep deprivation inspires poetry

    September 2, 2005 :: 8:43 am

    AIM IM with Murdock Scott

    8/31/05, 4:37 PM
    Katy Scott: la dee da
    Katy Scott: la dee dee
    Katy Scott: i hate powerpoint
    Katy Scott: it sucks pee!
    Katy Scott: … a poem by Katy Scott.

    4:40 PM
    Murdock Scott: Roundness of the ovals i create… shape of the egg shape of our labor, Point us in the direction of your dithered yet somehow seemingly translucent pixels. What is this power you so proudly proclaim? The power to chart our course… to chart our course and be led by a stick figure grotesque in features.

    4:45 PM
    Katy Scott: WOW
    Katy Scott: that was…… beautiful.

    Katy Scott: the body, tired and sore, finds respite for a brief sunlit moment, bathed in cool blue chlorinated life-giving fluid, flailing rapidly to avoid the Snake, oldest of the biblical life forms, and the floaty saggy titties of our elder mothers.
    Katy Scott: a poem entitled “From 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. Tonight”, by Katy Scott.
    Murdock Scott: hehe
    Murdock Scott: what about work!

    Katy Scott: the body, tired and sore, sits its ass down in a leather desk chair at 7:30 p.m., typing, typing. for hours on end the body types, shadows, places, creates, until it is a dried husk at 2 a.m. and falls hollowly into bed, until the cycle begins again.
    Murdock Scott: Magic worky, worky. worky elves worky elves, Magic worky elves.

    4:50 PM
    Katy Scott: (magic worky elves)
    Katy Scott: ok i really did laugh out loud at that
    Murdock Scott: afk bio ddp k?
    Katy Scott: lol
    Katy Scott: k


  10. lifeblog

    July 10, 2005 :: 10:38 pm

    a cell phone acts like your auxiliary brain. it’s almost permanently attached to either your hand or your hip or your purse, and sometimes you’ve even given up your land line completely in favor of it. so much of your life is conducted via cellphone. it could be a virtual diary, if only you could somehow record and extract all that information, all those voicemails and call histories and emails and instant messages and photos.

    seems that nokia has figured out a way to do that. they’ve introduced software for their camera phones (which only is compatible with windoze peecee’s, booooooo hisssssss) called lifeblog, which basically records all correspondence and events that flow through your cellphone and then translate it into a timeline of your life, including all those IMs, emails, voicemails, calendar events, and photos.

    think about it. wouldn’t it make sense to have a device that you already constantly feed information into, do the work for you?

    i guess my question now is, how robust is this software? can you manually add to it? i conduct SOME of my life via cellphone, but not nearly enough to make an interesting diary. i’d like to be able to add to it by hand.

    discover magazine wrote a really interesting article about lifeblog and the advent of photoblogging — how digital cameras are paving the way to passive diary-keeping — for their august 2005 issue (which i’d link to but it’s not online yet).

    “It takes time to jot down a paragraph or two describing your day at the office, but it takes only a few seconds to snap a few images. And because visual memory is so powerfully associative, when you see these images 10 or 20 years from now, it’s likely that a whole host of other memories from that day will come rushing back. Perhaps not as many memories as you would have if you dutifully wrote out diary entries Samuel Pepys-style each night, but who has that kind of time anymore?” 

    all of that brings up something i might have mentioned previously. even if you don’t think that you keep a diary, you probably do: your e-mail archive.

    i’ve been using e-mail since 1994, obviously much more in recent years than at the beginning. i still have almost all my e-mail correspondence since 1996. i can go back and read it and it tells me so much about my life that i would have otherwise forgotten. and sometimes the mundane stuff is the most interesting. it tells me how my views and interests have changed; how i’ve become a better writer; it helps me remember when important things in my life happened.

    i’m thinking about figuring out a way to publish my diary (just for myself; i don’t labor under the illusion that it would be interesting to anyone but me). it would probably be chronological, with a volume for each calendar year. it would include all my email correspondence, as well as any digital photos, photos from my phone, instant messages, and my blog, of course. somehow it would all have to be integrated in a way that was chronological and made sense. each volume would be HUGE, too!

    i’ve been trying to figure out the point of doing a project that enormous. it’s not like i’d be doing it for anyone but myself. but that does remind me of something doc said when he encouraged me to start a blog three years ago: imagine how interesting it would be to read the diary of someone from 600 years ago. perhaps someone 600 years from now would find my diary just as interesting.

    so what’s the point? i’m not sure, other than some narcissistic sense of self-fulfillment. i’d end up with a shelf full of books about my life. here’s something that just occurred to me: i’m convinced that humans are deeply and subconsciously driven to leave a part of themselves for future generations — it’s how we’re wired. most people meet that need by having children. but maybe some of us find a way to meet that need by leaving a record of our lives and experiences for others to read, enjoy, and learn from. so in lieu of having kids, i’m writing a diary? hmmm. sounds weird but makes sense, in a way.


  11. public speaking and the danger of doing it solo

    August 24, 2003 :: 9:35 pm

    We just got done with our weekend being “celebrity chefs” at the Women’s Expo. It was quite surreal. I wasn’t nervous at all getting up on a stage in front of 100+ people. I think that when I am doing something with my hands, and am talking about something that I know and feel comfortable talking about, I do better. Anyway, these demos are much much easier than a straight book signing where we don’t actually get to cook.

    Sometimes I wonder if I really do know more about cooking than the average person, and then I meet someone like I met this weekend, a very nice single woman who was amazed when I told her that she could easily cut any of the recipes in half to make one serving. She asked me to explain how, and I was taken a little off guard, but recovered quickly and nicely showed her how you just halve all the ingredient amounts, or write it in the margins, and make the recipe with that instead. So 2 tablespoons becomes 1 tablespoon, and 2/3 cup becomes 1/3 cup, etc. I think that it wouldn’t have actually occurred to her to do that otherwise.

    Arushi and Shyamal might move to Seattle. They will probably know this week. I keep telling her that Seattle is a great place to live (and for me to visit), and that would expand our market to two major cities instead of just the one, but that I am NOT, I emphatically repeat NOT, doing any of this stuff by myself. No solo signings, demos, classes. I just can’t do it on my own. I do OK in front of a crowd these days, but it is only because she is there standing beside me and I trust her to pick it up when I need her to. Without her watching my six, I’m screwed. I’ll revert back to the old deer-in-the-headlights stuff, the throwing up from nerves, not eating for two days beforehand type stuff.

    So… YES to Seattle! NOOOO to Seattle! Yes! No! Yes! No! Sigh.


  12. cool news

    August 20, 2003 :: 9:52 pm

    We’re going to be featured on Mr. Food , a nationally syndicated 90-second “vignette” that runs during newscasts. It’s a segment on June Brides, and is supposed to air next June. A ways off, but still very cool.

    Also, Arushi talked SMU into giving away copies of our book as donation incentives, or thank you gifts, or something. I don’t know if it’s for the President’s Scholars (a full-tuition scholarship program that Arushi was part of in college) or if it’s for general donations or what, but they’re supposed to work out some sort of deal.