‘Movies’ Category

  1. Quick updates

    May 25, 2006 :: 9:40 pm

    A couple of quick updates because I’m too tired to write snappy prose tonight.

    1. We took 2nd place at the video festival last week. It was somewhat of a surprise. Details to come, I promise! I’ll also post the movie here for you to download or view.
    2. I ran a 5K after work today. Not an actual race, but just 3.3 miles (approximately) around the indoor track. I felt really quite amazing, actually, and I could have run longer if I’d really tried. I would have been exhausted, but I could have found the strength to go maybe 4 miles. I think it is vastly easier for me to achieve those types of distances when I run with Yvonne, partly because I have someone interesting to talk to and take my mind off what I’m doing, but also because she is better than me and I feel like it’s a (good) challenge for me to keep up with her endurance.
    3. I am apparently incapable of properly operating the stopwatch/lap counter on my snazzy new iPod, and so I guess I’ll need to invest in a regular stopwatch or lap clicker or something of the sort. I wonder if a pair of Nikes and a nano would do the trick?
    4. I dreamed last night that I told Yvonne that I’d discovered a new way to really tighten up copy. You just inserted the word “And” at the beginning of every sentence, and voila! Fantastic copy, so easy to edit now! When I woke up, even in my half-asleep state, I thought to myself “Now what the fuck was THAT about?!”

  2. Finals again!

    May 16, 2006 :: 8:48 pm

    We made it to the finals!!

    Our silly little film is advancing to the finals in the 24 Hour Video Race competition next Tuesday night! We were one of three teams selected to advance in our division. The other half of our division’s films screen tomorrow night and some will be chosen from that group to advance as well.

    Once again, our film was really different from anything else that we saw. Most teams went for comedy, which I guess is probably easier under such a short timeframe. I don’t know that I could make a good comedy film. The style that we have developed these past two years seems natural to me.

    I was really thrilled that so many of my friends and co-workers came out to the theatre. Thanks to Lisa, Chelsea and Erika, Brittney, Yvonne and Nate, and of course Kat and Brett. Hope to see you next Tuesday!!


  3. 24 Hour Video Race 2006

    May 15, 2006 :: 7:08 pm

    Doc, Lori and I competed again this year in the 24 Hour Video Race competition. This year we also added Lori’s friend Thomas to the team. I think that we came up with a really neat idea and executed it very well. We chose our roles in advance. Doc was the director, Lori was the producer, Thomas was the cinematographer/cameraman, and I was the location sound guy (or, as Yvonne called me, “Fish Boom”) and editor.

    Friday night we gathered at the Magnolia Lounge in Fair Park, where we signed in, picked up our badge lanyards and a case of “vitamin water” (weak koolaid), and at midnight they showed us a video depicting the required elements for our films. This year, our theme was “Cover Story,” the prop was any measuring device, the location was a statue or other public work of art, and the line of dialogue was “That’s what I’m talking about.”

    We hopped in the car and brainstomed all the way home, making a brief stopover at SMU’s Meadows Museum to look at the outdoor sculptures to see if any would be suitable. Once we got home, we continued to generate ideas, and finally around 2 a.m. we narrowed it down to our top two. We chose our final idea based partially on the fact that it would require us to shoot at only one location, and last year we feel that we wasted time at too many different locations. From 2 to 4 a.m., we worked on the script, storyboards, and shot list. Kathryn and Brett came over about 2 a.m. with makeup and costume possibilities in tow, and hung out with us for a while before heading up to my studio to get some sleep.

    We all went to bed around 4 a.m. and got up a little before 7. We ate breakfast, drank coffee, showered, and then Doc, Lori, and Thomas headed out to scout locations. I worked on props and costuming, and about 8 a.m. we decided to race out to Kat and Brett’s house in Wylie to gather more costume pieces.

    When we all arrived back at the house, we discussed the location possibilities, settled on one, completed our shot list, gathered up our equipment and headed downtown. We unloaded at the sculpture Four Chromatic Gates by Herbert Bayer (1984) at Ervay and Federal near Thanksgiving Square. The sculpture is located in a narrow plaza between two office buildings, one of which had some broken out windows and a construction fence encircling it.

    Shooting took about 2-1/2 hours, much less time than last year. We were completed by 1:30, ahead of schedule. Kathryn, Brett, and Doc were wearing multiple layers of heavy clothing and our scenes required them standing or lying on the ground for extended periods of time; although our film was set in winter, it was actually about 95 degrees outside. I was really afraid that one or all of them were going to have heatstroke! But we kept them hydrated with water and dabbing the sweat from their faces before each take.

    When Lori and Thomas scouted the location, it looked ideal, but almost as soon as we started shooting, construction workers in one of the buildings started jackhammering like crazy. They made that godawful noise almost the entire time we were shooting, and I was hoping against hope that the shotgun boom mike that I was carrying was picking up the actors’ sound more than the jackhammers. Also, about halfway into shooting, the workers started dropping bricks and concrete out of one of the 10th-floor windows, and then shouting at us in Spanish, most likely telling us to leave. We realized that although they’d cordoned off an area around the building, they were probably wanting to throw their bricks and other stuff into the middle of the plaza (easier, I guess) right where we were working. We decided that we would just ignore them, shoot as fast as we could, and keep going until or unless somebody came downstairs to talk to us. We talked to a couple of security guards from the other building, who came outside to smoke and see what we were doing. They had no problem with us being there, especially because we assured them that we wouldn’t be long, we’d clean up, and we’d be respectful of the space.

    Anyway, we lucked out and did not get kicked out of our location. If we had, then I think we would have had to forfeit the competition, because if we’d had to re-do everything at another location, we would not have been able to finish in time.

    When we finished shooting, we packed up and came home. Lori and Doc went upstairs to my studio, where we’d set up a capturing station to get the footage off the tape, and started that process. I went out to get some pizza for all of us. Kathryn and Brett had some food and cold drinks, hung out for a while, and then went home. About 3 p.m., we had all the footage reviewed and captured, and I started the editing process.

    Editing took a long time — we didn’t finish until nearly 11 p.m. — but that was TONS more time than we had last year and I think we were able to be calmer about it and make some really good editing decisions. Doc chose the music from the craptastic selection we were given from a sponsor called the Music Bakery, and Lori and I sat there and worked on the editing. Doc finalized the sound — realizing that we were simply not going to have time to splice in and sync up our “good” sound from the shotgun mic, we simply used the noisy sound-on-camera, but Doc worked extensively with it to tone it down to the point where the jackhammers weren’t as noticeable. And layering it over the nice cello music we used, I think it turned out very well.

    We rendered it (which took all of about 30 seconds), printed it back to DV tape, tested it out, and raced back down to the Magnolia Lounge to turn it in. Our official turn-in time was 11:37 p.m., and we were team #26 to turn in our film. Just like last year, we didn’t see very many teams come in after us to turn their tapes in, yet today we found out that 68 teams “made it to the finish line.” It sure didn’t seem to me like 42 additional teams wandered in after we got there, so I’m not quite sure what to make of that figure. Supposedly the deadline was midnight, no exceptions. Then we all went back to our respective houses, showered, and went to bed.

    And now, for the part you’ve all been waiting for — what was our film about? Working within the constraints of our assigned elements, we came up with a love story. The plot: a crazy man, an instrument of fate, wanders through an urban scene. He carries a gray wool blanket with him. He stops in front of a sculpture and starts yelling at it, hitting it with his blanket. He then throws the blanket to the ground and stomps off. A homeless man sleeping underneath the cover of the sculpture picks up the blanket, making sure the crazy guy isn’t coming back for it. Warmed, he stops shivering and falls asleep. He wakes some time later to discover his new blanket is missing. He looks around, sees it draped atop a lump a few feet away, and snatches it back. He goes to sleep. He wakes again to find a homeless woman stealing the covers off of him before his eyes. A tug of war ensues, and he wins. The woman crawls back to her pile of newspapers, defeated. He curls up under his blanket again. But something is bothering him. He realizes that she is cold too and he’s bothered by that. An idea strikes him — he will cut the blanket in two and give half to her! He pulls off his belt to measure the blanket, and takes out an old knife to cut it down the middle. But before he can make the first slice, she realizes what he’s about to do and comes over to stay his hand. They look at each other, smile, and curl up under the blanket together. Our instrument of fate comes storming back down the street again, stops in front of the art to yell at it, notices our homeless people curled up together, and has a moment of clarity. He calmly says “That’s what I’m talking about!” and wanders off again, muttering to himself. Fade to black.

    The cool thing is, because there were no leafy trees in the scenes or other telltale signs of summer, and because of the costuming and the fact that our actors could, well, ACT, I think it’s totally believable that it was the middle of winter.

    And Kathryn had an incredibly clever idea for our end credits: have our “homeless” actors hold them up written on cardboard signs!

    I had to heavily edit the film and leave out a couple of scenes that we’d originally wanted to use, because of time constraints. Our final time was 4:58, two seconds under the limit. Doc isn’t happy with his performance, but the rest of us think he was fantastic. Kathryn was wonderfully expressive, as usual. And Brett, who claimed that he had no talent and was simply following instructions, did a terrific job.

    “Cover Story” will be screened at the Angelika on Tuesday, May 16, at 8 p.m. If we make it to the finals, those will be held on Tuesday, May 23. Wish us luck!!!


  4. What do an iguana and the Illuminati have to do with anything?

    May 2, 2006 :: 10:29 pm

    Check out these Polish marketing posters for American movies. Some are obvious, most are quite beautiful, but some are just plain weird.

    This one is for Trading Places. No, really, it is.


  5. The Fisher King

    April 21, 2006 :: 12:12 am

    We just watched “The Fisher King.” I have not seen it since it first came out, which was something like 12 or 13 years ago. I think I understand it better now, and it both scared the crap out of me and made me feel so incredibly sad.

    The Red Knight is an amazing piece of cinematic achievement.


  6. i played recorder in doc’s crazy circus orchestra!

    March 7, 2006 :: 11:14 pm

    on saturday, doc and i participated in this crazy wacky performance art piece done by a photographer friend of lori’s, max sturdivant. it was a big circus themed thing, with a blue tarp big top, fireworks, wonder woman and batgirl, a fire eater, a sword swallower, and lori dressed in black with gold leaf on her face. there was lots of pyrotechnics and lots of colored smoke bombs going off everywhere. max filmed the whole thing, and doc composed and performed the music live as we were taping — a really beautiful ambient soundtrack with lots of swooshy sounds and clanking things. it was really neat.

    what we didn’t know beforehand was that doc would also be conducting a band — six nonmusicians, ME included (OMG), playing things like a big kettle drum, a tambourine, a gong, a little shaker egg, a wooden fish that you hit with a stick to make a hollow sound, and a plastic kids’ recorder. somehow i ended up with the recorder, the only instrument (besides doc) that actually had to play NOTES! everyone else got the easy rhythm jobs!! i fucking SUCK at the recorder, although a couple of quick lessons from doc helped a little. i didn’t make it squeak horribly ALL the time after that.

    max absolutely loved the soundtrack, which was fantastic. doc is going to be working with him on getting the sound finalized for the film (post-production, i guess you call it). i really want to see the end result.

    here is doc teaching some of the band how to play their instruments.

    batgirl and wonder woman’s main job was to hold a pinata full of sparklers.

    i guess batgirl got her own poster.


  7. real life simpsons intro!!

    March 4, 2006 :: 5:08 pm

    somebody went to a whole lot of trouble to make this! i would love to compare it side by side with the actual animated simpsons intro…

    now if only i could find it someplace to download and keep…

    if you are having trouble viewing it, click here to go to the source


  8. shining!

    February 3, 2006 :: 7:56 am

    have you seen “shining”? it’s the feel-good movie of the year! a movie about a boy, looking for a dad!

    (let me know if the link quits working; i’ll find another)

    in other news, sometimes you can still surprise someone you’ve known for 11 years. a couple of weeks ago i picked up some oranges i’d bought, as we were unloading groceries, and started to juggle them in the kitchen. it shocked the hell out of doc. i mean, if you possess a skill such as juggling, even at a rudimentary level like mine, wouldn’t you think that at some point, in the 11 years you’ve known a person and in the eight or so that you’ve lived together, you would have already revealed that you possess said skill? apparently this was not the case. the good news is, even though i don’t seem to have actually juggled anything in the past 11 years, i was able to keep the oranges in the air for a good 30 seconds before i dropped one.


  9. the must-see movie of 2006…

    January 26, 2006 :: 2:11 pm


  10. fetchez la vache!

    December 5, 2005 :: 3:43 pm

    ok, how freakin’ cool is this?!

    monty python toys.

    need a little killer rabbit of your own (“death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth”)? how about a black knight complete with detachable arms and legs (“it’s only a flesh wound”)? or the Beast of Aaaaaaaaargh, complete with Brother Maynard-eating action??

    the spanish inquisitor looks pretty goofy, though.

    if only… if only… if only they had a little holy hand grenade! i’d be forced to buy that.


  11. the dying gaul

    December 4, 2005 :: 11:35 pm

    i really enjoyed “the dying gaul,” which we saw last night. it was about a screenwriter (robert, played by the talented and ever so tasty peter sarsgaard) who wrote a script based on the life of his lover malcolm who had just died of AIDS. a hollywood studio executive (jeffrey, played by campbell scott) wants to pay robert $1 million for the script, with the caveat that he must change the script so the two main characters are heterosexual instead of homosexual, because no one will go to see a film where the main characters are gay.

    SPOILER WARNING (do not read ahead if you don’t want to know how it ends)

    robert gets sucked into a really bizarre situation where he becomes very good friends with jeffrey’s wife elaine but at the same time is having an affair with jeffrey, who is bisexual. elaine wants to know more about robert so she tracks him down in a men seeking men chat room and extracts information from him. she eventually finds out about the affair, pays someone for detailed information about malcolm and robert’s relationship (i think), takes on a chat room name “arc angel”, and pretends to be malcolm. from beyond the grave, i guess. she feeds robert information that he believes only malcolm would know.

    you may have guessed that it all ends very badly for all involved.

    it was based on a play, and you can really tell from the way the movie was done. it just feels like a stage play. that’s not a bad thing, just an observation.

    the ending is very sad and very abrupt. maybe too abrupt. but overall, i enjoyed the film a great deal.


  12. shopgirl & the weatherman

    November 14, 2005 :: 10:30 pm

    we just saw “shopgirl” tonight. loved it. i am a huge steve martin fan. i loved how the characters were so complex and flawed. i was distracted occasionally, wondering how it felt for claire danes to do love scenes with steve martin, who is like 35 years older than she. (and that’s not to say he isn’t attractive. he’s up there with harrison ford, patrick stewart, and and sting in the “hot older men” category.)

    on saturday we saw “the weatherman.” i am also a huge nicolas cage fan. he was fantastic in this movie. again with the complex and flawed characters. i must mention that i never thought the bob seger song “like a rock” could make me cry — because it’s used in those fucking pickup truck commercials — but it did. damn you, michael caine!

    go see them both.