‘House’ Category

  1. What have they done to my house?!

    April 10, 2007 :: 7:45 am

    My parents sold the house I grew up in and moved several years ago. My mom was heartbroken — this was the house she’d raised her children in. I was sad to see my parents leave, of course, but I’d said goodbye to the house long before that. Seeing it turned over to another family wasn’t an overly emotional event for me at the time.

    However… it has been brought to my attention that this house is once again on the market, and through the magic of the Internets (a.k.a. a series of tubes), I found the realty company’s photos.

    Now, I fully realize it’s not my house anymore, I haven’t lived there since 1990 (well, and that brief period in 1994 after college). And I fully realize that all homeowners do things to houses to suit their own tastes, to make them uniquely theirs.

    But this is just making me sad. Look what they’ve done! The Disturbingly Ornate Antique Jampacked Christmas Fairy threw up all over the house!! And aren’t you supposed to, you know, put away most of your decor and things, and go kind of minimalist, if you’re trying to sell your house? I guess these people never heard that little tidbit of advice.


    Oh yes… this one was MY room. Now it’s junky floral — and it is a pretty damn small room for all the crap that’s apparently in it. Under that yellow paint are layers of pink (the original, when I was very small), light blue, black with Jackson Pollock white drops (when my parents went out of town for a week; boy did I get in trouble for that), and also paintings that both I and my youngest brother painted directly on the walls.


    My parents’ bedroom. Boy, that bed almost doesn’t fit, does it? And what’s with the “JUS CUZ” on the wall? That’s just weird.


    The living room. I’m not sure if they could fit any more furniture in here. And what’s going on in that back corner? Are those bows?


    I’m not certain, but I think that this used to be my dad’s study.


    And I think this was our lovely covered patio room – big windows, tile floor, very light outdoorsy feel. Ha!


    Standing in the kitchen, looking at the breakfast area.


    And standing in the breakfast area, looking into the kitchen. Are those easter eggs hanging from the ceiling? Or is it fruit? And they obviously don’t do any actual cooking — there’s an Oriental rug in the kitchen! That makes me really sad — this is the kitchen where my mom taught me everything I know about cooking. This was a kitchen filled with love and knowledge and a lot of spilled flour. Now it’s just decorative.


  2. Spring Cleaning

    March 12, 2007 :: 2:02 pm

    I managed to pull off one of those rare energy-filled productive sprees this past weekend, consisting of paring down and trimming away the old, and encouraging growth of the new. I guess I have spring on the brain.

    NEW GROWTH
    I bought a bunch of seeds and planted our garden (some directly in the container pots, some in what passes for “ground” here, and some in a seedling starter tray). With luck, we’ll have tomatoes, onions, French heirloom green beans, heirloom Chinese Giant bell peppers (I love that name!), zucchini squash, pickling cucumbers, jalapeno peppers, blue star morning glories, sweet pea vines, and coleus. I’ve been reading “Under the Tuscan Sun” by Frances Mayes (I haven’t seen the movie but apparently the book is very different) and I think that part of the reason that I’m in a gardening mood is her beautifully simple, poetic language about fresh food.

    I think that I may have overextended my reach with this garden. I have four long “windowbox” style containers, and three of them are full of beans, squash, and cukes. My starter tray has everything else in it… but I only have one container left to put seedlings in once they’re ready! I have a feeling I’m going to have to invest in more containers in a few weeks. Also, the instructions on the seed packets direct you to plant the seeds pretty far apart. I’m not sure exactly how this is going to turn out, because I bunched the seeds up in the pots. I guess that if any of them do take off, I can thin them out once they’re established.

    I put the morning glories in the red containers that the giant rosemary used to be in (those finally got transplanted to their nice ceramic pots), and set those on the bench by the fence in hopes that they’ll trail up the fence and along the top. I raked a lot of the leaves from the only patch of ground we have in our backyard — underneath the neighbor’s Bradford Pear tree — and attempted to dig a shallow furrow along the deck railing for my sweet pea vine seeds, but the ground is mostly clay and rocks, so I ended up tossing the seeds on the ground and covering them with a thin layer of compost, and hoping for the best.

    I noticed that the poison ivy plants behind our back fence have started to sprout again. The city came through and mowed the whole area a few months back, but it seems that they didn’t actually do anything to eradicate the plants themselves. I guess we’ll have to do something ourselves. Again. This time I’ll wear full body protective armor.

    Some day I would love to have a house with a backyard big enough for me to have a real garden, where I can grow directly in the ground.

    TRIMMING THE OLD
    I cleaned out the attic, despite the oppressive heat and lack of circulation up there. I really wish that we had a finished attic, but that is not in the cards for us with this house. We do want to add more flooring, though, so that we can have a larger area to store things in. The way it’s configured now, we have pull-down stairs in the ceiling outside of our master bathroom, and the only way you can actually step into the attic is by hoisting yourself up and over an air conditioning pipe that runs to the bedroom. We want to re-route the pipe to run along the other side of the attic entrance, the side that only has a tiny storage area under the eave. Why the contractor just didn’t do it that way in the first place remains a mystery.

    Anyway, the cleaning out part. I have been in a mood to throw stuff away lately. We have way too much unneccesary crap. Much to Doc’s relief, I have been restraining myself from tossing out everything we own, but the urge is strong. Mom will arrive in a few weeks in her new truck with a load of items from her house, and we’ll hold a garage sale. I’ve started piling up our own stuff in the garage as well. I now have three paper-boxes of books to sell to Half-Price Books (I’m getting rid of books! Can you believe it?!), and some old dishes and pots and pans and various other old unused things to start tagging. I have a “to sell” box on the bar counter to which I’m gradually adding things from around the house.

    When I finished going through all the attic boxes and sorting what to keep and what to get rid of, I was covered in dust and my arms and legs itched like mad. I’m sure that I am now full of tiny fiberglass insulation punctures. I hope that’s not hazardous to my health. Maybe I should have worn a breathing mask.

    After two days of 90-degree gardening and going up and down the attic steps a million times, most of the muscles in my body hurt. I think that tonight I’ll have some therapeutic yoga and a nice long herbal soak in the bath.

    THINGS THAT REMAIN TO BE DONE

    • We need to get some plywood for additional attic flooring. Prometheus is now our transport car for things like this, but it’s going to look pretty strange with plywood tied to the roof.
    • We also need to sweep out that attic. It’s crazy dusty in there. Also I’d like to install a fluorescent light to replace the standard bare swinging bulb.
    • And of course, reroute the air duct.
    • More vegetable containers!
    • Kill that poison ivy before it attacks me again.
    • Clean and restain deck
    • Get new fence
    • OK, now this is getting expensive. I’d better quit while I’m ahead, otherwise I’m going to include hardwood flooring and a kitchen remodel on this list.

  3. i want my, i want my MTV…..

    April 19, 2006 :: 10:25 pm

    We spent about 6 hours last night moving refrigerators across the city and back in a Uhaul truck.

    And when I say “we,” I mean “mostly Doc.” He really worked hard. Those fuckers are monstrously heavy and kind of scary to manhandle.

    We acquired a new refrigerator (new to us, anyway) which we had to pick up from South Dallas, and then we transported our old fridge to Rich’s house on the complete other side of town. It took MUCH MUCH longer to move them than I anticipated. Plus, the fun part is that our door is too small to fit a fridge through. So we had to take the handles and doors off the old fridge to get it out of our house, and the new one to get it in.

    And come to find out, the new one has some problems — a water leak between the bottom of the door and the water dispenser, and the frame in the middle where the side by side doors meet is getting way too hot… too hot to touch. It burned my arm and left a red mark.

    I spent about 2 hours this morning cleaning out our lovely new fridge. It was pretty clean to begin with but I carefully washed all the shelves and wiped down the entire insides. Then we got the doors back on, plugged it in, and immediately noticed the little hot-frame problem and a little later noticed the water leak problem.

    I woke up with a killer headache that was not improved by the scent of the cleaning products I was using (natural, but still they give off fumes). And then the fact that after the ordeal of refrigerator moving and the hours I spent meticulously cleaning it, the damn thing wasn’t even working right… ARGH. I got reeeeeally grouchy. We called some repair people, scheduled them for Thursday morning, and then I decided that I wanted to just get out of the house and turn off my brain, so we went to the mall for a while and just wandered around.

    Jim said he felt awful because he and Bill had no idea there was anything wrong with it; it just didn’t fit in their new apartment kitchen. It’s only 4 years old. He said it had always been really hot right in the middle but they didn’t know that meant there was anything wrong. So, I don’t blame him for it or anything; I know he would never have knowingly sold me a broken refrigerator. It’s just circumstances.

    Anyway, even if we have a medium sized repair bill, I think it will still be a bargain, especially for a stainless side-by-side fridge with ice and water in the door.


  4. My house is gone!!

    March 29, 2006 :: 9:43 pm

    I had a small shock today. While picking up a co-worker from the Love Field, I decided to swing by Doc’s and my old house in the neighborhood just to the east of the airport. Just for nostalgia purposes, you know, to see if anything’s changed.

    Boy, did it.


  5. mad max repair, inc.

    December 3, 2005 :: 3:54 pm

    mad max just stopped by to fix our garage door.

    scary looking bald guy… possibly australian, possibly scottish… some accent i couldn’t quite place.

    spring replacement is not cheap.

    but a garage door apparently does not work without one. we couldn’t even lift it. which makes sense, considering it’s 100-odd pounds of metal and a weird leverage.


  6. 6th anniversary

    November 28, 2005 :: 4:09 pm

    doc and i have been married officially for six years, as of yesterday. and together for ten. wow. ususally, it doesn’t feel like it’s that long. i usually don’t even think about the length of time we’ve been together. i guess that is probably a good thing, that it means our marriage and our relationship is working well.

    not that that surprises me. :)

    it does make me sad to think that a number of our friends have not fared so well lately. i know how lucky i am.

    doc is sick with some sort of icky cold. he woke up this morning and could only croak out words. i got him some nyquil and orange juice. right now i’m making a big pot of soup from chicken broth, leftover turkey, carrots, celery, and garlic. it smells great.

    hmmm. i’m flipping through a neighborhood coupon mailer and see an ad for garage door repairpeople, “the spring replacement specialists.” and that’s what is broken on our garage door. maybe i should call them. they’re specialists! i’m pretty sure we can’t repair a garage door on our own. in fact, we can’t even lift it and have been parking in the driveway for a few weeks.

    it broke as i was at work, on the phone with doc. i heard the crash sound over the phone. he walked out into the garage, saw the broken metal cord, and walked around to the front of the house, after saying that he thought maybe someone had tried to break in through the garage door. and then… the phone went dead. i couldn’t get him back on the line. i was on the verge of calling 911 when he called me back. he’d gone too far away from the phone’s base station.


  7. potatoes, reorganization, vacation week

    October 2, 2005 :: 8:17 pm

    this weekend i moved my art studio from the garage to my office upstairs. the space is much smaller and i can’t be nearly as messy as i’m used to being, what with the carpeting and all, but i think that if i have to see my equipment all the time i’ll be more inclined to actually work. not to mention the serious benefits of central heating and air!!

    in the process of moving my stuff upstairs, i decided to clean the garage too. not fully, but i just organized it a little, swept it out about 75%-assed (which is more than half-assed but less than perfect), and ripped up the astroturf that covered about 1/3 of the concrete and which had probably been there since the house was built. imagine 25 years of dirt and bugs ground into a sickly green plasticky sheeting. you can only sweep that crap off so much. it was really nasty underneath. but now it’s clean-esque.

    and it was 93 degrees out today (yes, it IS october). i’m pretty sure that i sweated at least 2 pounds off. maybe i should do this more often.

    left to do: get rid of a bunch of crap (old desk parts, broken monitor, huge cardboard boxes) next bulk trash day; thoroughly clean out the secondary fridge, make sure that its new “feature” of shocking the crap out of you when you touch it, which we discovered when we had it plugged in for the garage sale in may, was just a function of it being plugged into an extension cord.

    earlier today we went estate-saleing with kat and brett. these were rich peoples’ estate sales (one house appeared as if the rather young-ish family had just packed a few belongings and moved, leaving most of their stuff behind). doc likes to make up stories about what he thinks that the families that lived there were like, and i love to listen to them. i bought 3 glass christmas ornaments at the first sale — that really thin thin glass with a deep red anodized metallic coating, and a very tastful glitter pattern on it. doc found several other things that he liked, including a bag of plastic dinosaurs, some old leather photo albums, and an unused rapiograph pen set.

    we had lunch at holy smokes, which has good barbecue (some of the best i’ve tasted in dallas) and a coronary-in-a-bowl delicious southern potato casserole, which tasted like it had more butter, cheese, and sour cream in it than actual potatoes. it was probably good that i worked in the garage later on and sweated off a couple of quarts of water.

    i have had the last week off on vacation, and have really really enjoyed myself. we did not go anywhere out of town, but i spent some time working on the freelance brochure project, cleaning out my office, getting organized, doing a little catching up on housework, and seeing friends. for doc’s birthday on wednesday, i took him out to dinner at pei wei, and we watched a violent thunderstorm rage through town (birthday gifts: a salt grinder from williams sonoma, season passes to the state fair, and DVDs of shaun of the dead and garden state). thursday night we went to leslie’s art show at counterculture, then to the trinity hall for drinks afterwards. we had a great time — lori, brittney, leslie, mark, brittney’s friend robert, kathryn, and rachel all were there. saturday i had lunch with kathryn, which i desperately need to do more often.

    i hope to make our first trip to the state fair this thursday night. hopefully, doc’s schedule will allow for that… it is only supposed to be 76 on thursday. however, this is texas and the weather tends to not cooperate with the forecasts, so we’ll see.


  8. why is it so HOT in your house?

    July 7, 2005 :: 8:21 pm

    just got the electric bill - nearly $250 for june. YOWZA! i shudder to think what july and august will be like, at this rate. i’m sure that it would be somewhat lower if we used TXU or whatever they’re calling themselves now, or reliant or somesuch, but we are with green mountain energy (renewable wind power) and though part of me hates to pay a higher price for the same service, a bigger part of me hopes that we’re actually helping change the system.

    so we decided to get the downstairs a/c unit fixed, thinking that the upstairs unit was working too hard to try and cool the entire house. since doc works out of the house now, we’ve also not had the luxury of having the a/c off during the day when we’re not home, so that likely accounts for part of it, which is totally fine and totally necessary.

    i also feel like i need to explain that we live in the southcentral united states, where it’s extremely hot and quite humid from about may through october (100˚F / 38˚C or higher for most of august). going without a/c is very difficult, if not dangerous — old folks tend to drop dead during the summer here. so it’s not like we can just open a window or two and quit whining.

    however, it wasn’t a cheap and easy repair like we’d hoped. our choices now are between paying about $900 for a new motor in the outdoor unit and a new motor in the blower… or paying about $4300 for an entire new system. the current system is about 25 years old. do we pour $900 into it to patch it up again, when something else may go wrong next year or next week, or do we bite that gigantic bullet and get a new system?

    choices, choices.

    also, the tivo has decided to flake out on us. it’s behaving as if its hard drive is crashing, several times a day. we have to unplug and reboot. apparently we can purchase a new hard drive for it and format it ourselves… but i just tried to read the instructions and my scientific conclusion is that it will be a much better idea to just get a new tivo. i ain’t no hardcore pc hardware geek.

    not that tivo is a necessity or anything; i’m well aware that it’s a luxury item. it’s just so cool!


  9. new and improved!

    December 6, 2004 :: 10:58 pm

    Here are some photos of new things around the house. These new things consist mainly of a cat and a couple of coats of new paint on the walls. The paint was planned; the cat, as they say, was a “surprise.”

    loki is so freakin’ cute that, as doc says, we have both developed a blood sugar disorder.

    his tiny golden eyes remind me of those chocolate easter bunnies we used to get as kids, that had little yellow sugar eyes with huge blue pupils. remember those? i loved eating that crunchy eyeball off the bunny. that’s what loki’s eyes look like… except, of course, i have no desire to chew on them.

    neko is being soooo super-sweet. she has turned into a snuggly lap cat. go figure. maybe she’s sucking up, or maybe she’s trying to prove that she’s still a kitten, that she’s still the cute little babycat. maybe she’s trying to solidify her position as tertiary cat, fearing that she might be bumped down to quarternary cat (is that the right term?) in the pecking order.

    she was looking at me earlier tonight as i sat here at the computer. her eyes were HUGE and liquidy and the black pupils were as big as her eyes themselves. remember puss in boots from shrek 2? and how he started purring and his eyes got all liquidy and huge and you just wanted to die from cuteness? THAT is exactly what neko was doing. she must have been watching HBO while we were gone and picked up that technique.

    loki, the grand unifier, the kitten of mischief and fire, has brought balance and order to the cativerse. all four cats are strangely peaceful. neko rarely chases martini anymore (she got a taste of her own medicine, haha!), and martini and angst are getting used to the new kitten MUCH faster and more smoothly than we thought they would.

    this third photo is my lava lamp against our new red wall. i tried to take a photo of our new paint job but i think i’m going to have to get doc to do that for me. nothing i took came out worth a darn, except for this lava lamp photo.

    the house looks AMAZING. it’s incredible what a couple of gallons of paint can do for a place. i feel like we’re living in a designer magazine (that is, if i ignore our shabby furniture) instead of a cruddy beige 1980s white-walled plain old boring pre-trading-spaces-looking house.

    next project: painting the upstairs. or, getting new flooring to replace our carpet. or, redoing the kitchen. or, getting a new tree for the courtyard…

    ah, homeownership.


  10. in memoriam

    September 12, 2003 :: 10:12 pm

    Our tree is gone. :( The courtyard looks so empty without him. A lovely 30-foot tall Chinese Elm, he served us well in the two short years that we lived under his graceful branches. Sadly, he was ill towards the end, losing all his leaves in early summer, and those that remained hanging on were lacy and eaten through by insects feasting on the weak. His roots had spread far and wide — perhaps too wide, as he had only twelve feet to grow before he hit house foundations on either side. He was beautiful but ill, tall and honorable but a danger to himself and to those for whom he provided meager shade. And so we reached the sad realization that his time had come to an end.

    Ah, fair tree, we shall always remember you fondly. May the little brother we plant in your place grow so tall and green. [sniffle]


  11. somewhere, over Roy G. Biv…

    September 10, 2003 :: 9:59 pm

    Went to the second session of Flash I tonight, and the instructor once again failed to show up for class. Somebody who works there came and talked to us all for a while about rescheduling everything. The instructor’s ride apparently bailed on her. They told us that they’re going to get somebody new to teach (a Macromedia employee, and apparently someone who will show up when they are supposed to) and they’re going to try to reschedule it for next week and the week after.

    We got new dishes, 40% off at Pier One. They’re oh-so-gorgeous! They’re magically delicious! This picture doesn’t do them justice. They are really more of a deep rich maroon color with flecks of black and some green, and the white in the picture is actually more of a deep cream color with dark crackle lines. They are thick, and golden stoneware. Now what I want to do is get some takeout Chinese food from Tam’s or PeiWei and sit out on the back porch with our new dishes and some hot saké! This sounds appealing also partially because the weather is finally taking a turn for the better. Today was pretty blazingly hot but we’re supposed to have two cool fronts come through in the next several days, dropping temperatures into the 70s for highs on my birthday.

    Speaking of fan-fucking-tastic weather, we did have afternoon rain today, and at 5:00 there was the most fabulously gorgeous completely hemispherical double rainbow in the sky. From some of the flatter parts of the city I could see it all the way from ground to ground. There was a slightly less intense inverted rainbow sitting above it. I wish I’d had the camera!!! Doc said that rainbows don’t photograph well.

    Dishes and rainbows. Yeesh, I sound like such a girl.

    Okay, more stories from my upcoming book of Memoirs That Interest Only Me…

    Some random things about living in Houston, Texas, which I survived from the ages of birth until seven:

    Houston is very hot and sticky and we lived near a bayou (like a large stinky creek with man-made concrete sides). Consequently, we had lots of snakes in the area. I remember at least once an ambulance showing up at our house to trap and take away a very poisonous snake. I’m not sure why an ambulance, but OK. Cats get fire trucks; snakes get ambulances. I thought it was pretty cool. Maybe it was because there was always the possibility of someone getting bitten. One time Mom went out to get the mail, leaving me inside with the front door open, and (the way I remember it) when she walked back to the house there was a large water moccasin sitting on the front porch between her and me.

    I hate snakes.

    In our backyard, which I remember as being very large although it was probably just because I was very small (yes, Katy was once small; I was not birthed at six feet tall), we had various fun things to play with including a big patch of pampas grass. Now I think that pampas grass is incredibly ugly, but we had actually hollowed out the back of it along the fence and we’d go crawl in there to play or hide. It was probably full of bugs, and maybe even snakes. (Man, I sound like Such a Grown Up, don’t I?!) We also had a garden behind the garage that Mike and I liked to dig in with shovels. We planted peanuts in the flowerbeds along the garage wall, and those peanuts kept coming year after year.

    I had a dog named Anthony. He was a white cocker spaniel with reddish-brown markings (which I think is called party-colored, for whatever reason). Dad did not like animals, did not want pets ever ever ever, but somehow mom talked him into letting me have a puppy. I was so happy to have a dog. I used to sing to him about his soft floppy ears: “scratch behind the ears, does that feel good my dear? Anthony, you’re in puppy heaven, you know that.”

    You can see why I’m not a lyricist.

    We had to give Anthony away when we moved to Dallas. I’m not sure why, actually, since most people don’t give away their dogs when they move, but I didn’t question it. I was upset, sad, angry of course. I guess that I thought that’s just what people did when they moved. Dogs didn’t move with people.


  12. i feel leaky, oh so leaky

    August 10, 2003 :: 9:10 pm

    The Very Unpleasant Surgery is over, and everything is fine. Actually I won’t really know if it’s fine until I go back in for tests, but it went quickly and with few side effects. It only took about 15 minutes and was, as I expected, Very Unpleasant. Doc came with me and stood next to me and held my hand the whole time, which helped to make me much less scared. How can you not love a guy who will voluntarily stay by your side to comfort you while strangers are painfully poking around in your nether regions?

    I sat up after it was over and felt ok for a few minutes, but then nearly passed out. It was weird — the doctor was talking with us and I felt my face suddenly get very hot and I started seeing little red dots everywhere. I laid back down for a few minutes, and then we went home. I was in considerable pain for the rest of the day, but I felt pretty good the next morning. There are a few lasting unpleasant side effects, the worst of which is about six weeks of enforced celibacy.

    House updates: Acquired a new futon sofa (new to us; thanks Roosh!); got a new slipcover for falling-apart white sofa; a couple thousand dollars worth of dead tree removal and new tree replanting are coming up; installed a new fluorescent light in the garage to replace the one whose ballast died about eighteen months ago (you think we’re procrastinators?); we still haven’t called the electrician to fix our electricity which has been on the fritz for about 2 months (no, we’re not procrastinators!).

    The Visions Expo is coming up in less than two weeks. We still have NO IDEA what we’re going to do for it. The cream cheese mints are becoming a standard and a crowd favorite. I guess that we need to pick 2 or 3 things to make, and then suck it up and go shopping. The publisher is reimbursing us for expenses with our own books, which doesn’t seem to bode well. At least they are helping out in some way, though.

    And, last but not least, I made some really great tilapia tonight for dinner. It was oven-baked, batter-dipped, and veeeery crispy. Even Doc liked it, and he usually doesn’t care for fish unless it’s in fried stick format. I think it’s one for the next book.