‘Memories’ Category

  1. Kids’ stuff from the 80s

    February 25, 2009

     

    Fisher Price tape recorder: Small, tan, portable, and practically destruction-proof!

    Fisher Price tape recorder: Small, tan, portable, and practically destruction-proof!

    The Police’s Synchronicity was the very first album that I owned on cassette tape. I used to listen to it at night on my brother’s Fisher Price tape player while falling asleep. I found a picture of that very tape player online and it got me thinking about the early albums I owned (is “album” the proper term for it if it’s not on vinyl?) Synchronicity was the first cassette tape I had (given to me by an aunt, I think… I was unaware of The Police before owning this) and I LOVED IT. It remains one of my all-time favorite records. I also often listened to Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band while falling asleep. I had several Blondie albums on vinyl, but not on cassette. And once I walked up to the Albertson’s grocery store near my house, where they had a small selection of popular records and tapes, and used my allowance money to buy Van Halen’s 1984. I got in trouble for that. My parents didn’t think that a band who would put a baby smoking cigarettes on their album cover would be a good influence on me. I can’t remember the details, but somehow I got to keep the tape.

    I used this tape recorder and a 90 minute blank cassette tape to record the audio from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail off of the TV, thus allowing me to play it over and over and over and over and over again, memorizing all the dialog, like a good little nerd-in-training.

    Yesterday I was leafing through a magazine and found an advertising insert card promoting travel and tourism in Texas. Two things caught my eye. One: “You could win a fabulous trip to Houston, TX!”  I lived in Houston, and visited frequently when my parents lived there, and I can say with all honesty that Houston is one of the last places on Earth that anyone should want to win a fabulous trip to. Two: Remember those red cellophane decoders from the 1970s and 80s? You’d put the red cellophane strip over an indeterminate patch of red and blue squiggles to reveal a secret message. This advert contains a Texas-shaped red cellophane window, and instructs you to go to their website and hold up the cellophane to your screen to see if you’ve won the aforementioned “fabulous” trip.

    The times, they have a-changed.


  2. Love Lou, Verene, & Mickie

    March 17, 2008

    Grandma lived on Johnson Point, a little peninsula of land north of Olympia. All the waterfront houses sat on a bank high above a rocky beach, with about 5 acres or so of woods behind them. It was a beautiful community of cute older hand-built houses, gardens, apple orchards, forest and beach. And when I say hand-built I do mean that. Grandpa (who I never met; he died in 1948) built the house. Mom has photos of the construction! In fact, they built the house around the wardrobe in the upstairs attic room! It was too big to fit through the door.

    Lou and Verene, two outrageously sharp and funny older ladies, lived two houses away from Grandma, with their Sheltie dog, Mickie. I absolutely adored Lou and Verene, and for a while in the mid-1980s Lou and I wrote letters back and forth when I was in Texas during the school year (this was the Dark Ages, kids; no such thing as e-mail yet).

    I found a stack of these letters in a box in my attic a few nights ago. I didn’t even realize I had them. I am sure there were more; maybe they’re at my mom’s house in a box somewhere.

    I’m going to post bits and pieces from several of them. For reference, Fran lived between Grandma and Lou & Verene, and was Grandma’s best friend. Echo was Fran’s huge slobbery basset hound. Alicia was the woman who bought Grandma’s house after Grandma died in 1984. She was known as “Alicia the Awful” to the neighborhood, and completely changed the atmosphere of this wonderful little community of neighbors and friends by being nasty, cutting down trees and putting up fences and such. A lot of what Lou wrote me had to do with “the latest” on Alicia’s antics. Lou’s letters helped me feel like a part of me was still there with everyone, when I had to live 3000 miles away for most of the year.

    For the life of me, I can’t remember a whole lot about them, but I think that Lou might have been a writer. It sure seems like it from these letters. I wonder if she saw some spark of writing talent in me and maybe wanted to encourage that.

    8/17/86

    Dear Katie,
         Yesterday it was in the high 80′s, and it hasn’t rained for a month. I guess you know – - – Alicia the Awful had a rip-roaring fire going down where the treehouse used to be. Fran is climbing the walls. One of these days I’m going to write you a fable – even worse than those I write to Molly. I’ll call it ALICIA IN BLUNDERLAND.
         We spent most of yesterday balancing Verene’s bank account. She spent 13 years of her life teaching college math, but month after month her bank balance is a big, fat mess. I try to help her with my old Comptometer. To give you an idea how old it is, it came with the job when I first started working for the State in 1928! They gave it to me when I retired. It doesn’t subtract directly, but it gets the same thing done by adding a gizmo called a reciprocal. A reciprocal is the number you want to subtract, subtracted from an imaginary string of “0′s.” You try it – - – 675 minus 373 is 302. 675 plus 999999999999999627 is 302. Of course you end up with a “1″ way out in infinity. Infinity is half way between Johnson Point and Mars. If you don’t believe me, ask your dad.
         We had Verene’s revolting boyfriend out for dinner Saturday. He’s tighter than the bark on a tree. We’ve been having him out almost every week for supper and send him home with a C A R E package for the next day. The only time he has ever taken her out for dinner they went Dutch — she paid for hers! There was ham left over, plus potato salad, so we had Fran over last night to eat leftovers. She gets tired of fish and chicken, the only things on Stu’s diet, so she lapped up ham like it was going out of style. Stu was in Tacoma playing bridge.
         Well, old bean, it’s time to go watch a favorite program on TV.
         Hope you had a good trip home and enjoyed the redwoods.
         Lotsa luv -
         L V & M

    9/9/86

         …The latest development in Alicia’s war on the neighborhood is a six-foot-high solid redwood fence between her place and the Pilgrims’. She’s completely cut of Betty’s and Earl’s view to the north. And to think of the stink she’s raised ever since she moved in about Fran’s laurel hedge. We were talking just yesterday about the development of our little colony. As each of us moved in we put in sidewalks and paths between the houses. She puts up a spite fence! When Fran and Betty want to get together they have to walk clear out to the county road and back or drive over.
         Somehow Echo and Mickie got over to the other side. Betty watched all this and told us about it. Mickie (sissy!) squeezed around the bayside end and ran home. Not so Echo. She lives by the principle that a straight line is the shortest distance between two points. When she collided with the fence she sat down and scratched her head for a while. Betty said you could almost hear the wheels going around. Then she calmly dug a hole under it and went on her merry way.
         I made a copy of the onion story to show to your dad [Lou typed out a story on half-sheets, illustrated it, and bound it with staples]. He might be under the impression that his daughter is carrying on a correspondence with someone who has all her marbles, and we wouldn’t want to give him that crazy idea.
         Got a kick out of your mom’s experiences at the Wharf. And then reading about your almost going into the ditch we could just read the headline: POLICE RUN DOWN NOTORIOUS T-SHIRT THIEF AFTER WILD CHASE.
         Hello to everybody. Gotta go now and watch Wheel of Fortune.
         L V & M

    9/24/86

         …Not much to add to the saga of Alicia the Awful except the chapter of the tree. A gnarled madrona tree had fallen down in Betty’s Back 40, so she decided she’d cash in on it and work it into her landscaping scheme. There’s that little on-and-off stream that runs through the back of all of our lots, so she and Earl had put in rock work around the mouth of the culvert to make it look pretty as well as useful. With the tree arched across the stream it looked like a Japanese garden. In fact she’d shown it to Alicia who agreed it looked nice. A few hours later Betty heard sounds down that way. Lo and behold, Alicia had her crew buzzing up the tree for firewood! We don’t know what goes on in that gal’s noggin. Ever since the night she and her guests danced and howled at the stars we’ve sort of given her a wide berth. Even Echo doesn’t steal her onions any more.

    10/30/86

         ….So you like school. I just hope you chloroform those poor little worms before you make small pieces out of them. Mickie cried a lot when we read about it to him.
         When I was in high school my current boyfriend had visions of studying to be a doctor, so the frog-carving department was right up his alley. Instead he married the daughter of the owner of a match factory in Tacoma, worked in the factory and hated every minute of it, never got to be a doctor, and inherited a few million when Daddy-O died. So if you don’t want to be a doctor and don’t want to inherit a few million just keep on cutting up frogs, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

    11/25/86

         ….Moving was the hardest thing we ever did. Fran, Marilyn, and Betty Pilgrim were angels. They lugged load after load of stuff over here and to the dump. They even fed us for the last few days. When we said goodbye nobody choked up, but the tears that fell inside almost drowned us. We’ll just never find such wonderful neighbors again. This may be a place to stay, but it’ll never be home as it was out on the point.


  3. This Old Scan II… with Bonus "Remember When" List!

    March 12, 2008

    Kathryn and I graduated college in 1994. I found a “remember when” list online for the Class of ’97 Reunion last year, and while they don’t ALL apply to me and Kat, most of them are close enough. It was interesting spending four of the most important years of our lives in a tiny town. Sherman has grown exponentially since we left.

    YOU KNOW YOU GRADUATED FROM AUSTIN COLLEGE IN 1997 IF:

    • You lived in Caruth and couldn’t move your furniture (Nope, we lived in Clyce and could rearrange at will)
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    • You vividly remember the damp and dingy smell in Luckett Hall because there was a Luckett Hall (Oh god yes! Coincidentally, I walked into the bathroom at work one day early this week and immediately thought, “Jesus, it smells like the basement of Luckett in here!” That damp moldy smell is permanently burned into my brain and nose.)
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    • You knew the real SUB and PUB (Sadly, they are only a memory now. Their unique character has been replaced by a big bright shiny new building. I guess it had to happen some day.)
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    • You attended at least one party at Old Settler’s (I’m sure I did!)
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    • You remember getting drunk on $0.37 at Calhoun’s on “Coin Night” (I am proud to say I never once set foot inside Calhoun’s during my entire four-year college career.)
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    • You typed your papers on a Word Processor (sure did! I got one for high school graduation. It was a typewriter with a tiny little readout screen. Practically useless, unfortunately. I typed most of my papers on my friend Peter’s Mac Classic or the Mac Lab in the basement of the science building.)
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    • You know where the Loggia was and snuck food out of the cafeteria and ate it there at least once (Many, times, actually. Apparently the cool kids hung out in the Loggia, a little glass-walled hallway between the PUB and Slater’s.)
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    • You remember the only places to eat in Sherman were City Limits, MGs, Vittina’s, Garcia’s, La Mesa, South Austin Grill and Slater’(What’s MG’s and Vittina’s? La Mesa? Besides a handful of fast food places, we only had City Limits, Denny’s, Garcia’s, Slater’s, the PUB, CiCi’s pizza, which we were THRILLED to get our junior year, and Tracks, that tiny little cheap hamburger place on the other side of 75, across from Dude’s Music and Pawn. We were poor, so South Austin Grill was only for very fancy occasions; see photo and caption below.)
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    • You had to drive past the cemetery to get alcohol in Denison (or Denison was just a liquor store) (Yep. If you were going to “the store,” that meant Kroger. If you were going to “the STO!” that meant the liquor store on the edge of town.)
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    • You were excited when Super K-Mart, Chili’s and El Chico came to town (All these came to town after we’d left)
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    • You saw the Steak Country Cow in at least one parade and remember all the stories associated with it (Oh yes! Loved that cow. Rumor had it that once, many years ago, it somehow ended up on the roof of Abell Library!)
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    • Hickory, Crockett, Purgatory, Luckett, Coffin and Old Settler’s were still standing (Yes to all.)
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    • You had at least one class with either Hugh Garnett, Ken Street, Jane Ellington, Roy Melugin, Jim Ware or Shelley Williams (Jane was one of my favorite professors. So were Peter Lucchesi and Mark Monroe. I think Mark’s still there but Peter retired years ago.)
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    • You remember Harry Smith as President and David Jordan as Dean (Yes and yes. And Tim Millerick was Dean of Student Life. Super cool guy.)
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    • You had to go off campus to Nautilus to go to a decent gym (We weren’t really into working out the way kids are today. That was for athletes. We’d walk the track sometimes or play tennis or racquetball, but we never really missed not having a “decent gym.”)
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    • You remember the 1st season of The Real World (No, I do not. We did not have a TV until our senior year when we moved into an apartment, anyway, and we didn’t really miss not having one.)
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    • You risked your life living in a campus-owned house (Three years in the dorm, and one year in a campus apartment)
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    • You thought Ice Milk was a real treat when they added it to Slater’s (Slater’s got ice milk?! Damn.)
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    • You remember a fraternity named Rho Lambda Theta(Sure do.)
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    • You watched at least one demonstration in the SUB by John White, the pool shark (Hahaha. As VP of the Campus Activities Board, I probably booked the guy at least once.)
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    • You remember the Trust Games at the Lake Campus (We didn’t do trust games as freshman, but Kat and I and our boyfriends and other friends camped at the lake a few times. The cafeteria would prepare a meal for you to grill over your campfire if you told them in advance you were going camping at Texoma… really nice food too, better than you’d get in the cafeteria. Once it was potatoes to bury in the sand and bake, and steak and veggie shish-ka-bobs. And it was part of our meal plan! No extra cost!)
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    • You got injured at some point sliding down the levee (What levee? At the Red River Dam?)
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    • You went to a party at The Hill or Pumpjack (Yes, and yes! Fallout and Tequilafest were other parties I always enjoyed going to. I think the Phi Betas and/or Tri Gams hosted Fallout in the old VA building, complete with cargo nets and nuclear radiation signage everywhere. I don’t think fraternities at AC were like fraternities at many other colleges. They were mostly all nice, sweet guys. No Animal House antics.)
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    • You were allowed to smoke in the PUB (True enough, although I didn’t smoke. I tried to go at times when there weren’t a lot of people there, to avoid it.)

    After Kat and I graduated, our families took us and our friends to the South Austin Grill, which was pretty much the only “fancy” restaurant in town at that time. Sadly, this is the only decent photograph I have of that.

    graduationlunch

    Here’s what Kat and I did in the classes we had together! Really, we were both very good students, but sometimes the lectures bored us out of our minds.

    When I bought my first computer, in 1996, I believe, I was pretty sure I was going to get a Mac since I’d typed all my papers on Mac Classics in college and been able to use a Color LCII in my office on campus for doing flyers and other layouts for publicity-related items for the Campus Activities Board, of which I was a vice president. Actually, learning Pagemaker on that computer was what got me my foot in the door at my current job! Anyway, I asked my new boyfriend Doc to help me do a comparison of a few Mac models that I thought I could afford. I bought the Performa 6205CD and an extra 8MB of RAM, and I think that I paid a total of something like $2700 for the whole shebang. Check out those sexy specs!

    Shortly after college graduation, I went to the Stonewall 25 Anniversary celebration in New York, marching in support of gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender rights. It’s a very long and complicated story, but I mostly had a fantastic time. I saw Laura Branigan in a street concert, visited the Statue of Liberty, participated in a parade, visited Fallingwater and the Hershey’s Chocolate Factory, and saw more of the Midwest and East Cost than I had ever seen before or since.

    I visited Russia, Poland, Lithuania, Finland, and a few other Eastern European countries as part of a month-abroad course I was lucky enough to be able to take in 1993. On paper, we were supposed to be studying these countries’ new economies after the fall of the Soviet Union, but in reality it was just a fun cultural experience (I’ll post my journal here later, I think). We had to turn in a ten page paper at the end of the class, which wasn’t a whole lot of work for one month. A few nights ago I found a small stack of currency from some of these countries. Being a poor college student, I think if it had been worth more than about $10 I would have exchanged it on my way back into the States, but I decided to keep it as a souvenir. So when I found it the other night, I wondered how much it was worth these days. A quick calculation on exchange-rate sites told me that my 11,650 Polish zlotys were worth more than $5,000.00 US. WHAT?!! That can’t be right. Can it?? Has the value really gone absolutely nuts like that in the past 15 years??! Maybe it has!! Where can I take this money to be exchanged?! Is this too good to be true? It has to be too good to be true. Right? Hmm, maybe I should do a little more digging… and… DAMN. Turns out in 1995 Poland revaluated their currency, to where 10,000 old zlotys were worth one new one. And one new zloty is worth… drum roll please…. 44 cents US. Oh well. I guess I’ll keep the bills. They are really beautiful, although I think that’s Copernicus on the 1,000 bill, and did he get hit with the ugly stick, or what? Talk about your baaaaaaaaad haircuts.


  4. This Old Scan

    March 12, 2008

    Part one in my multi-part interactive online artwork series, cleverly entitled Random Stuff That I’ve Scanned From Old Boxes Of Papers And Photos. The interactive part comes in when you leave comments. :)

    These first two photos are from Christmas 1992, Ginger’s 21st birthday party. I can only assume we celebrated with alcohol earlier in the evening, because we came home to her mom’s house and decided that it would be a GREAT idea to decorate the Christmas tree with socks and bras. Allllll kinds of bras and socks. I think they were all Ginger’s dainty things…. or maybe we each contributed some, I can’t remember. Her mom knew that we were all “artsy” types and was cool with having her tree decorated unconventionally.

    This tree decoration was only topped by one Christmas when Ginger and I shared an apartment, when we made terribly naughty gingerbread people out of salt dough and hung them on our tree. Too bad I don’t have any photos of that.

    Ginger, Bonnie and myself wearing some of the tree ornaments. Apparently this was before I discovered the  magic of eyebrow plucking, and letting my hair go naturally curly.

    This is one of my favorite photos ever taken of myself, at Tyler State Park. I think that I am trying not to throw up due to the liter of wine I drank the previous evening.

    Dear baby Jesus, Allah, Buddha, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster: 
    Please make my belly look this good again some day. And let me appreciate it that time around.
    Thank you. 
    Love,
    Katy

    Aww. My old driver’s license. I looked so young!! I suppose that’s because I was.  Note the fancy eyeliner and blood red lipstick. I do believe I am wearing a Cure shirt.

    One of my best friends when I was little was a boy named Jesse. He was the grandson of my grandma’s next-door neighbor/best friend, Fran. Fran’s family and my family might as well have been blood relatives, we were so close. I only saw Jesse in the summers when I would get to visit Grandma for a month or so. We had all kinds of fun driving his go-kart, building hammocks, exploring the woods, swimming in the sound, setting off fireworks, and building crab traps (and taking out the leaky rowboat to set them, and actually catching crabs!) (not in THAT way, we were like 8 years old, get your mind out of the gutter!). During the school year we’d write each other letters, often in “secret code” so my little brothers couldn’t decipher them. Our secret codes were like a=1, b=2, c=3 and so on, but we sure thought we were being clever! You can click the letter below for a larger, more legible version.

    Oh. My. God. We looked so YOUNG! This is me, Margret, and Kathryn on Earth Day 1991. We were 18. What the hell did I do to my hair? Good lord.


  5. Words of Wisdom

    March 7, 2008

    Unearthed last night, a list of things that my friends and I apparently thought were hilarious or poignant when we were 16 or so years old.

    Prismism rules!
    It’s worse than that, it’s physics, Jim.
    Don’t rookydoo around.
    The purple pane of glass and velvety cat balls
    Communism is evil!
    Good Heavens! (oh no, not the infamous Good Heavens clerics!)
    Convert to Bert!
    Death by stereo
    The Cube that Killed the Kremlin, and Broccoli Abuse
    I never heard that word before, Your Grace.
    Everyone wants to know what gives, but I know where the tarantula lives.
    748-1414
    Bert and Ernie (NOT Ernie and Bert)
    Get Your Sofa Away From Me
    SAY NO MORE!
    Don’t crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.
    Ice cream has no bones.
    Live in a swamp and be three-dimensional.
    Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
    My hovercraft is full of eels.
    Art is the only way I can run away without leaving home.
    It’s only forever, not long at all.
    You can make an object go through space, but can you make space go through an object?
    Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
    Rumor: Ronald never takes a leak.
    It’s true! It’s true! The clown has made it crear!
    Now the oboe may be there to greet them
    That is not the way to play croquet.
    As you wish.
    I think I am, therefore I am… I think.
    Paul is an ambidextrous walnut.
    They are not the hell your whales.
    Hi! We’re your stickmen slaves!
    Negative signs make a difference.
    You can still hear Beethoven, but he can no longer hear you.
    Roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one don’t.
    Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
    Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.
    Sam the Amoeba: Sam and his brother were quaffing, they split their sides laughing, now each of them is a mother.


  6. A proper tribute to Mr. Gygax

    March 6, 2008

    In which I out myself as a complete and total nerd:

    As I mentioned two posts ago, I was saddened to learn that Gary Gygax, the creator of Dungeons and Dragons, failed his saving throw vs. death on Tuesday. I spent the entire four years of my high school career (why do they call high school a career, anyway?) immersed in D&D with my girlfriends. We did not have boyfriends (I’m sure that comes as a real shock), and so we’d spend nearly every weekend and some weeknights playing.

    I don’t think that we really played the same way that most other people play D&D. We weren’t sticklers for the rules, or calculations and charts, and we definitely didn’t have little figurines to represent our characters. Our characters had definite personalities and extraordinarily complete backstories, and while we still did a lot of normal D&D adventuring, we preferred to play “Personal Happiness.”

    “Personal Happiness” resulted in me having, to this day, an entire file box full of scribbled notes from one character to another. During sleepovers, or evenings at each others’ houses, or even during school when we were supposed to be doing algebra or chemistry, we’d write notes back and forth to each others’ characters. Each conversation would have its own sheet of paper:

    B.P.- How’s life?
    -Selina

    Selina- Alright. How about you?
    -B.P.

    B.P. – I suppose it’s okay. The kids are driving me NUTS. N-V-T-S, nuts! Nevermind. I got a cat. All black, named Macbeth.
    -Selina

    Selina – I’ll take the kids if you’d like.
    -B.P.

    B.P.- If you want ‘em for a while, it’d sure be nice.
    -Selina

    Selina – Okay, I’d like to have them.
    -B.P.

    B.P.- How’s the love life? If you don’t mind my asking, that is.
    -Selina

    Selina – Nonexistent. And you?
    -B.P.

    B.P.- The same. I’m surprised Kook Sul hasn’t asked me to marry him lately.
    -Selina

    Selina – I think he gave up.
    -B.P.

    This was essentially a pen-and-paper precursor to instant messaging! And yes, most of our Personal Happiness conversations revolved around love and relationships – the very things none of us were experiencing in real life. For what it’s worth, Selina was my cleric, recently divorced from Sarah’s character B.P. (Black Panther), a half-elf/black panther shapeshifter.

    It was seriously like a four-year soap opera.

    Geeky and pathetic as it may sound, I think that the intensive imagination that this required helped develop not only my creativity but also my writing skills and my skills at relating to people. I haven’t always had good people-relating skills (okay, maybe I still don’t!) and D&D really cemented my relationship with my girlfriends. We are all still good friends today, twenty years later, and who knows if we would have been as close as we are if it weren’t for RPGs.

    A couple of other notes: We always wrote out our marching orders at the beginning of adventures, and the title always was “Marching Order (smooth, like a little froggy’s bottom).” Why? I have completely forgotten, but I’m sure it was for some hilarious reason. Also, in the marching orders we had columns for name, class, rank, and hit points – the usual stuff – but also a column labeled “V/NV,” which I believe stood for “Virgin/Nonvirgin.” Clearly this was important to us!

    This was my favorite character, Bradley Dale, named (not so secretly) after someone I secretly was in looooove with in high school. Click for larger images.

    And we weren’t big fans of charts full of numbers, but we did keep a few:


  7. R.I.P. Gary Gygax

    March 4, 2008

    The word around the internets is that Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons & Dragons, passed away this morning. I spent much of my teenage years happily immersed in D&D.

    I can’t tell you how many nights Sarah and Kim and Molly and I stayed up until dawn, working our way through Ravenloft or Greyhawk or hack’n'slash-ing through the Tomb of Horrors, drinking Coke and eating M&Ms until we were sick, then crashing in our sleeping bags on the living room floor and sleeping till midafternoon. Good times, good times.

    I still have all my dragon dice. I keep them in my desk drawer. For some reason I’ve never been able to simply store them away in the attic with my other souvenirs of childhood.


  8. The most luxurious 2-screener in the southwest!

    November 6, 2007

    I found an old advertisement for the opening of the UA Cine theatre! I didn’t realize that it opened in 1968. For some reason it seemed older.


  9. Firsts

    July 23, 2007

    Everyone has a lot of “firsts” in their lives. The ones I’m thinking of here are the milestones on your journey to becoming an adult, the ones that made you suddenly feel like you grew a foot taller, like your mind expanded to places you didn’t even know existed, like you’ve just grown quite perceptibly older and wiser.

    To that end, I present to you a few of my firsts. I’d love to hear yours.

    First Car
    A 1980 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Yes, I drove a pimpmobile. It was two-tone! Metallic gray on the bottom, with light gray vinyl on top. It was my dad’s car. When we moved to Dallas in 1980, his new company helped him buy it as a perk.

    Now keep in mind that when I say “first car” I do not mean “the car that I got for my very own when I acquired a driver’s license.” That did not happen. I was allowed to drive The Pimpmobile to high school on the few rare occasions that my dad did not take it to work. When I was a freshman in college in 1990, my parents came to visit me on Parents’ Weekend and instead of arriving in the Olds as I was expecting, they arrived in my dad’s brand new red sports car. The Olds was now being used by my younger brother, who was learning to drive.

    I did not have a car at college until my senior year, when, much to the chagrin of both my younger brothers, who had just recently installed a state-of-the-art stereo and big new speakers, I was allowed to keep the Olds full-time. But it still wasn’t MY car; it was just on loan because I had an apartment off campus and needed to be able to make trips to the grocery store and such.

    During move-in and move-out of my freshman, sophomore, and junior years in college, I was able to pack everything I owned into that car, including a mini-fridge. It was a little strange, having my life packed so neatly into a single automobile.

    After I graduated, my parents sold me their 1990 Honda Accord, manual transmission (another car I loved). The last time I drove The Pimpmobile was in 1996 after somebody plowed into my Honda and sent it into the repair shop for three weeks. My dad and youngest brother were kind enough to let me borrow it so I could get to and from work.

    And of course, the car had its quirks. The older it got, the quirkier the quirks became, and we used to joke that as much as we wished it would croak for good, it simply refused to. The air conditioning stopped working some time in 1989 and we never got it fixed. The ceiling lining was ripped and full of holes, and had started to sag in the middle so much that we had to hot-glue it back in place every few months. The rearview mirror would routinely fall off. The antenna was gone and the non-digital radio (yes, kids, this was back in the day when you had to turn a dial and watch the little orange bar slide left and right across the stations until you hit on one that wasn’t static) didn’t pick up stations very well at all. And the biggest quirk of all: the car nearly always died at intersections or whenever you slowed down or came to a stop. I got so good at popping the transmission into neutral, restarting the car, switching it back into drive and gently stepping on the gas, that I almost didn’t even have to think about it.

    Mom was furious that dad thought this car was safe enough for her children to drive around town, but he wouldn’t sell it and get a used car for us.

    And if he had, I wouldn’t have had stories nearly this good!

    First Kiss
    Totally not even worth mentioning. I was sixteen, and neither of us knew what we were doing. I didn’t even really like the guy, I just realized that it had to happen some time and the guy I actually wanted to kiss didn’t know I existed. So why not get it over with, with someone who was willing?

    First Drink
    Not counting the sips of wine that I was allowed to have with holiday dinners, the first time I drank was when I was 19. I wouldn’t necessarily say that I was prim about things like alcohol up to this point; I think it was more a combination of my own late-bloomer naivete, a strait-laced rule-following boyfriend, and not liking the behaviour of friends and acquaintances who regularly got drunk. But I was feeling rather rebellious about a lot of things at this point so I thought what the hell, I want to try it!

    My friend Peter invited me to the dorm room of a mutual friend to watch movies, and we decided to illegally underagedly drink rum and cokes. He knew I hadn’t really had alcohol before, and when I asked him to make mine weak, he instead made it REALLY strong. And me not knowing what strong vs. weak tasted like, drank the whole thing way too fast. I don’t remember much except lying on the floor laughing.


  10. Memories of Washington

    July 2, 2007

    I mentioned in a previous post from my recent vacation that I saw one of my cousins for the first time in years, and initially thought that his becoming a father had mellowed his angry energy. As it turns out, he’s not actually interested in assuming the responsibility of being a father and is instead “allowing” his wife to do all the work of raising their two young sons, ages 3 years and 5 months. The wife is overwhelmed and cries daily. My sweet generous mom offered to babysit the kids one day a week while she’s living nearby, so the wife can go have some time to herself or with friends.

    It’s so sad how self-centered he has turned out, because he was always such a caring, responsible kid when we were growing up. He is the oldest of the cousins; two years older than his brother and me.

    I listened to an episode of This American Life recently on the subject of summer camp, and the differences between “camp kids” and “non-camp kids.” Kids who go to camp seem to have a shared understanding of this amazing experience, and it can be the most important thing in your young life. They look forward all year to summer. Its a very emotional response, a feeling of belonging to something special that other people don’t understand.

    I felt that way too when I was young, only it wasn’t about camp; it was about going to Washington State each summer to see my grandma and hang out with my cousins John, Reed, and Lissy for a few weeks. I cannot even find the words to express how much these summers meant to me, how much I looked forward to them. I belonged to a special group of kids who got to stay with my amazing Grandma in her house in the forest above the beach, far away from civilization. It was magic.

    Grandma died from ovarian cancer in 1984, when I was 11. That was the end of summers in Washington. My mom and her brother and sister had to sell Grandma’s house, I think because they didn’t think they could afford to keep it, something about taxes (one of the biggest regrets in her life, she now says). I was fast approaching the age where I might not have wanted to spend summers away from my friends, hanging out with my little brothers, so I’m glad in a way that my memories remain as magical as they do, untainted by the bad attitudes of adolescence.

    Grandma’s house
    Grandma lived on Johnson’s point, a little peninsula of land north of Olympia. Her house was a little one-bedroom A-frame with a finished attic, painted red, on 5 acres of wooded land. It sat about 20 feet back from the edge of a bank that, in my memory, was hundreds of feet high, but was probably in reality more like 30 feet above the beach. She had a small deck out the front door that overlooked the water, and a carport and shed in back. Behind the house was a small garden, and beyond that, the 5 acres of wild ferny fir-filled forest.

    The living room had a large picture window overlooking the deck, a wood burning stove, and an open kitchen area. Upstairs was a large open room, and the peaked roof made the whole thing a big triangle. A large wardrobe separated the room into two halves (it was so large that the house was built around it; there’s no way to get it out!) and a bed was on the side nearest to the beach. My parents slept there. Us kids slept on Japanese futon mattresses in the little angled spaces under the eaves.

    Mattress Rides
    The stairs were located near the back door, with a door at both the bottom and the top. We loved to take one of the futon mattresses, position it at the top of the stairs, and take a flying leap, stomach first, sliding down the stairway and tumbling out into the hallway at the bottom. Or, knocking head-first against the door at the bottom of the stairs if we had it closed, which was more fun than it sounds now.

    At the top of the stairway, when you turned right there was a small bathroom (toilet and sink only), and when you turned left, you met up with the door to The Attic Space.

    The Attic Space
    I absolutely adored this little attic space. Through the door, down a tiny hallway, around the corner, and then BAM! Books galore. Boxes of old clothing, magazines, and newspapers. It smelled like a library. It was here that I discovered Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, Japanese story books, and dozens of back issues of Reader’s Digest. I would pick a book, lie on a braided rug on the dusty wooden floor, and read for hours until the daylight coming through the small window faded away. I never thought of Tom Sawyer as a book that we were forced to read for school; it was a fantastic story that I discovered in Grandma’s house.

    The Madrona Tree
    To get to the beach, you had to carefully pick your way down a series of mossy wooden steps laid on narrow tracks cut horizontally into the bank, surrounded by tangly trees and blackberry vines. A few yards away, the stairs met up with another set from next-door neighbor Fran’s house, and from there proceeded practically straight down, ladder-fashion, until they reached the beach.


    (apologies for the poor quality of the photo; it was taken in 1996 on my very first digital camera, an Apple QuickTake 200, with 640×480 @ 72dpi resolution!)

    Each neighbor owned a little parcel of the beach, but it was a really friendly community and everyone knew everyone else. Nobody minded other peoples’ kids and grandkids playing on their section of beach. Near the Vavers’ property to the west, a madrona tree grew practically horizontally out of the bank at beach level. We loved to climb in, up, and through this tree. Madrona trees have very smooth bright orange flesh and thin green bark that easily peels off. And we LOVED to peel. We also carved all our names into the big branch of this tree one year, and for years and years afterwards we could still see the impressions.

    One of our favorite things to do was have a “weenie roast” on the beach. Hot dogs, potato chips, sodas, sitting on a blanket under the trees, trying to avoid the sand fleas. I never did like hot dogs, no matter how hard I tried, and would often just eat cheese and mustard in a bun without the hot dog messing things up. Sometimes for dessert we’d roast marshmallows and make s’mores. I wasn’t much into the marshmallows and would rather just eat melted chocolate on a graham cracker!

    Fourth of July
    Fireworks were legal where Grandma lived, and so every year around the first of July, Uncle John would take all of us kids to a fireworks stand in town, where we’d blow our hard-earned allowances on black cats, jumping jacks, snakes, tanks, roman candles, sparklers, and such. Uncle John would go to a nearby Indian Reservation and pick up the “grownup” fireworks — bottle rockets, M80s. We were never allowed to touch those, only to watch.

    So on July Fourth, we’d have a weenie roast on the beach, and when it got dark we’d set off all our fireworks. One of our favorite things to do was to enclose a lit Jumping Jack inside an empty clam shell and toss it into the water. We also had our own little family “urban legend’: Supposedly when Uncle John was a boy, he shot off a roman candle but instead of digging it down into the sand like he was supposed to, he held it in his hand while it was shooting off. He dropped it and realized in a sudden panic that he couldn’t see, so he ran screaming back to Grandma that he was blind! Until, of course, she told him to open his eyes.

    Treehouse
    About halfway between Grandma’s house and the road, down her long gravel driveway through the forest, was a most magnificent treehouse. It had been built some time in the 1950s, I think, and I’m really not sure who built it, actually. But it was completely falling apart, totally dangerous, and quite off-limits to us kids. So of course we spent as much time as we could in it without getting caught. It seemed so far up in the tree, up a little rotting ladder of planks nailed to the trunk, but most likely it was only 10 or 15 feet off the ground. Inside was a little kid-sized sofa, a real glass window, and some plates and silverware on a little table. I think it was even carpeted. Everything was dusty and covered in moss and lichens, but we absolutely loved it. A pulley on a metal cable ran from the trunk near the treehouse door down to the base of another tree a few yards away. None of us were ever quite brave enough to haul the pulley up to the top and use it as a zip line, but we all sure thought about it a lot.

    Auntie Fran
    Auntie Fran and Uncle Stu lived next door to Grandma, in their own wonderful house overlooking the beach, complete with an acre or two of apple orchards. They were not blood related, but might as well be, we were all so close. I think we spent as much time at Fran’s house as we did at Grandma’s, especially when her grandson Jesse, who was about my age, was in town.

    Fran also had a pool! Why would we want to swim in a pool when there was a perfectly good beach just yards away? Well, when the water in the Sound is around 50 degrees, it’s hard to swim in it for long without going numb! Fran’s pool was large and rectangular, and surrounded by large glass panels on north and south, the house on the east, and the poolhouse on the west. The poolhouse had a little room with a pullout sofa for guests and a bathroom with a shower and a closet that had pool toys and extra swimsuits in it.

    TRON and Dilly Bars
    When we weren’t in her pool, we might be watching a movie on her VCR. Not many people had VCRs in the early 1980s. I first saw one of my all-time favorite movies, TRON, in Fran’s living room. Sometimes she would take a few of us kids into town in the back of her little blue Toyota pickup (these were the days before it was unsafe to do so!), and we’d stop at the electronics store to pick up a movie (these were the days before Blockbuster, when you rented movies out of a little room at the back of appliance stores that sold VCRs). Sometimes we would stop off at Dairy Queen for some Dilly Bars, which Fran always kept stocked in her freezer for us.

    Jesse
    Jesse was one of my best friends, and during the school year we would write each other letters in a secret cipher code that we invented. Jesse and his little brother Jeff had a gasoline-powered go-kart! Under adult semi-supervision, we were even allowed to drive it. We had great fun tearing up and down the long gravel driveway out to the road, and back again. Once my cousin Lissy, when she was probably only six years old, panicked and forgot where the brake was and almost ran full-speed into Grandma’s house. The semi-supervision increased to full-on overprotectiveness after that.

    Once, Jesse and I got ahold of an old hammock somewhere. We cleared out a little space in the forest behind Grandma’s garden, tied it between two fir trees, and decided that we would make a little money by charging for hammock rides. (Who we planned to charge, I have no idea!) We needed something announcing our new business, so I got some magic markers and a sheet of paper and made a sign to tack up to a tree in front of our shop. Being practical, we realized that we probably needed to put a weight limit on the hammock, so we did what any reasonable 9 year olds would do: we asked my mom how much she weighed. We were just thinking, well, adults are adults and they probably all weigh the same, so we’ll just ask the closest one. My mom, on the other hand, was probably thinking, “These kids think I’m the biggest person around!” She decided to have some fun with it and told us “I weigh 379 and 3/4 pounds!” Having no concept of scale, or even any idea how much WE weighed ourselves, we took her at her word and wrote, “Weight Limit: 379 and 3/4 pounds!”

    *****

    I guess I don’t have a really good closing to this whole story, other than to say that these few memories are only the first ones that popped to mind. I have so many others. These were some of the most amazing and wonderful times in my childhood.


  11. Memories to come…

    July 1, 2007

    I’m writing about some memories of my Grandma and her house and my cousins and some wonderful times when we were kids. However, it’s turning into a short novel so I need some more time to write. Stay tuned!


  12. My Hovercraft is Full of Eels

    April 10, 2007

    MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS! And my nipples are exploding with delight!

    Haven’t thought about that in YEARS! Ahh, the good old days when I could watch Monty Python’s Flying Circus and The Young Ones late at night on PBS…