‘News’ Category

  1. Abortion gift certificates?

    December 7, 2008

    Overheard on the local news TV station just now: “People do not support the idea of gift certificates for abortion. We’ll have more after the break.”

    W…T…F?!

    The real story is not as strange as the news made it out to sound, quite unsurprisingly. By the way, I despise it when news programs do that… in a desperate attempt to retain viewers, they make an exaggerated or shock-value statement in order to get people to stick around and watch the advertisements so they don’t miss ‘the rest of the story’ when the news returns.

    Planned Parenthood of Indiana is offering gift certificates that can be used toward any of their health care services, including abortions. I think the idea of GC’s for health services is maybe a little weird, but we are living in a world where lots of people don’t have health insurance, so… OK. Perhaps a gift card that could be redeemed for a yearly checkup or pap smear or birth control would be appreciated. But how do you give such a gift? “Happy Holidays! Here’s a gift certificate for an upcoming abortion or other health service of your choice!” Just plain odd.


  2. Olympic opening ceremonies: Sad moment

    August 14, 2008

    I watched the Olympics opening ceremonies last Friday night, and was dutifully impressed, just as the Chinese government planned for me to be. I didn’t find out until later that some of those spectactular fireworks that we saw on TV were faked, and that the little girl who sang the Chinese National Anthem inside the stadium was actually lip-syncing, although she likely didn’t realize it.

    The saddest part of all: The little girl who actually sang the song was deemed, at the highest levels of the ruling Communist Party, not cute enough to appear in person in the stadium. Instead, they recorded her voice and had the cuter but less talented girl THINK she was singing to a billion people. All in the name of “national interest” … everything must appear flawless.

    I thought the Olympics were supposed to be about raw talent, not superficial appearance.

    Sad.


  3. get used to paying for your fuel

    September 3, 2005

    i forgot to mention earlier, i don’t think that gas prices will go back down. a new standard has been set. we’ll get used to paying these prices for a while, and we’ll be understanding about it because “we’re in a war” and “the economy’s suffered a setback” due to the devastation from the hurricane… and pretty soon we’ll be SO used to paying these prices that we won’t notice that they aren’t going down again.

    just my theory.

    say goodbye to $1.50 gas. say goodbye to $2.50 gas.

    we went to the movies tonight and, in the parking lot, walked past possibly the largest pickup truck i’ve ever seen. it was… well, “fat” i guess is a good word for it. and tall. i said to doc “i bet that person is sorry they bought that gas-guzzling monstrosity now.” maybe they are, maybe they aren’t. but like i said earlier, i’m not terribly upset by the rise in gas prices, if it forces people to consider transportation alternatives.


  4. gas prices

    September 3, 2005

    gas prices have shot up, i would say, about 35-40 cents per gallon in the past week. it’s now difficult to find gas that’s less than $3 per gallon for regular octane. just a year or so ago, prices topped $2 for the first time that i can remember, and have more than doubled in the last 3 years or so. from what i can gather, in inflation-adjusted dollars, these prices are some of the highest in u.s. history.

    so thursday night after work, i filled up the tank ($2.99 per gallon), put the car in the garage, and left it there. friday i found a way to get to work on public transportation. it took longer, but i got some nice walking in that i wouldn’t have otherwise.

    it’s not that i really have a problem with gas prices being high like they are. i hope the effect is that people will use their cars less and walk/bike/take public transport more. i hope that the sales of giant gas-guzzling vehicles drops like a rock. maybe our pollution levels will decrease and we’ll have fewer red and orange pollution alert days. it’s not like we really have anything to complain about. gas prices here are some of the lowest around the world. in europe, they pay something like $5-$7 per gallon.


  5. thoughtcrime

    May 17, 2005

    from CNN, in reference to newsweek’s freshly-retracted story about u.s. interrogators purposely treating the quran with disrespect (flushing it down a toilet, etc.), and the resulting riots in Afghanistan and elsewhere that caused at least 15 deaths:

    Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said the flap was a reminder that people ‘need to be very careful about what they say.’ 

    ‘People are dead, and that’s unfortunate,’ Rumsfeld told reporters. ‘People need to be very careful about what they say just as people need to be careful about what they do.’

    thoughtcrime is next. stay tuned, kids.


  6. no! not cartoon ass! how horrible!

    January 17, 2005

    another fine example of American Hypocritical Values

    Jan 17, 6:01 PM EST 

    Fox Blurs Cartoon Rear End on FCC Worries

    LOS ANGELES (AP) — Fox says it covered up the naked rear end of a cartoon character recently because of nervousness over what the Federal Communications Commission will find objectionable.

    The latest example of TV network self-censorship because of FCC concerns came a few weeks ago during a rerun of a “Family Guy” cartoon. Fox electronically blurred a character’s posterior, even though the image was seen five years ago when the episode originally aired….

    Fox hadn’t gotten any complaints about the cartoon. But the move follows the FCC’s decision in October to fine 169 Fox stations $7,000 each for airing an episode of “Married By America” that showed people licking whipped cream from strippers’ bodies and a man in his underwear being spanked by strippers.

    so… they’ll gladly show insane amounts of violence (professional sports being a prime example of that), people manipulating each other in horrible ways (all reality television), people being paid to cheat on their significant others (temptation island).. but they freak out over a drawing of a cartoon butt?


  7. glad we have our priorities straight

    December 31, 2004

    The top stories on cnn.com this morning:

    Powell, Jeb Bush to travel to tsunami region

    Thousands of Americans missing

    Survivor: Wall of water ‘coming straight for us’

    Did animals’ ‘sixth sense’ warn of tsunami?

    Paris Hilton misses own club opening

    Hey, at least it was the last one on the list.


  8. 135,000

    December 30, 2004

    135,000 dead and counting. nearly 80,000 in indonesia alone.

    donate money here. please. choose “International Response Fund.”

    at 1 a.m. GMT last sunday, a gigantic earthquake (magnitude 9.0) struck deep under the Indian Ocean, setting off tsunamis that proceeded to destroy the coasts of Indonedia, India, Thailand, Myanmar, Malaysia, and Sri Lanka within 15 minutes to 10 hours after it happened. if you’re geographically challenged, look here.

    Villages were obliterated, along with more than 135,000 people, houses, cars, hotels, businesses… everything.

    The earthquake was detected, but there just wasn’t enough time to warn anyone before the waves hit, nor was there any sort of adequate warning system in place that could have alerted people and saved lives.

    The death toll is horrible, but now officials are concerned that the disease outbreak in the aftermath could double that number.

    Please donate what you can.


  9. a fabulous example of those special Republican values

    December 17, 2004

    On October 4, 2004, President Bush signed the Working Families Tax Relief Act, and turned it into a political tool by signing it not at the White House, where bills are typically signed, but by making a public spectacle in Iowa (a battleground state, and, as it turned out, THE battleground state).

    He chose to introduce an Iowa couple, Mike and Sharla Hintz, as an example of a traditional couple who had benefitted from the tax cuts.

    It’s a special day for Mike and Sharla, not because they’re with the President or with Chairman Grassley, but because it’s their 13th wedding anniversary. (Applause.) Theirs is a typical story. See, last year they received a child tax credit check for $1,600 for their four children. And under all the tax relief we’ve passed, they saved about $2,800 last year. With this extra money they bought a wood-burning stove to reduce their home heating costs. They made a decision for their family. 

    They also made home repairs and improvements. They took the family on a vacation to Minnesota. Next year when you get your check, you may want to come to Texas. (Laughter.) Without the tax bill I’m signing today, the Hintzes would have paid $1,200 more in federal taxes next year. Think about that. Here’s a family of four, working hard to raise their kids, the money would have been going out of their pocket. I believe they can spend that $1,200 better than the federal government can. (Applause.)

    Mike Hintz was later quoted as saying, among other pro-Bush sentiment, “Where we are in this world, with not just the war on terror, but with the war with our culture that’s going on, I think we need a man that is going to be in the White House like President Bush, that’s going to stand by what he believes. The American people are starting to see what kind of leader President Bush is. People know where he stands.”

    Then, on December 7:

    Pastor Fired Over Sexual Exploitation Charges

    First Assembly Of God Church Fires Reverend

    DES MOINES, Iowa — A Des Moines youth pastor is charged with sexual exploitation by a counselor.

    KCCI learned that the married father of four recently turned himself in to Johnston police.

    Rev. Mike Hintz was fired from the First Assembly of God Church, located at 2725 Merle Hay Road, on Oct. 30. Hintz was the youth pastor there for three years.

    Police said he started an affair with a 17-year-old woman in the church youth group this spring.

    Church officials fired Hintz immediately after hearing the allegations.

    “They did acknowledge with their congregation that Mr. Hintz had made apparently some admissions to his inappropriate activity, and they took a proactive approach and immediately terminated him from his position,” Johnston police Sgt. Lynn Aswegan said.

    Neither Hintz nor his attorney returned KCCI’s calls.


  10. evidence that the world is completely insane

    December 5, 2004

    • a woman in plano killed her 11-month-old baby by cutting off her arms
    • people like paris hilton exist
    • you can purchase, as a gift or for your own viewing pleasure, a large sculpture of an American bald eagle that not only is lit by fiber optics, but also flaps its wings… who wouldn’t display that proudly on their coffee table?
    • mail-in rebates

    Reasons why the world may not, in fact, be completely insane:

    • Spamalot
    • With the addition of cat #4 (Loki, Tiny Black Kitten of Mischief and Fire), Zen Cat Balance has been achieved in the household
    • U2 is making great music again
    • you can find anything on eBay… even a replacement glass percolator knob for your 1950s coffee maker